I ran up in a CVS or Thrifty's or some shyt last night... 
I left my girl's crib...she talkinbout "TL...can you get me some chili cheese fritos"
But the head was great
so I left...and like an idiot I left with the remote..
anyway...shyt was cold as hell outside so I had the hoody on over the waves...lookin like black Kenny from south park
I walk in and all I see is this short ass Chinese lady...
she hit me with that "whatchu want"
I said "gimme all the codeine"
on some funny shyt 
. She musta saw the remote control hanging out the pocket of my pelle pelle and thought it was a gun 
bytch ran so fast to the back and I followed her on some
but when she ran to the safe 
I saw this corny ninja turtle looking nygga with the mop hummin that Rhi Rhi song work... nygga almost shyt himself...
breh hit the floor
and when I went to tell him "It's all good homie...we in the rich part of town"
he just shook his head and mumbled something bout "I don't work tomorrow...please don't kill me"
Mrs. Miyagi came back with two bags of medical codeine...
the young breh either pissed himself or the clorox had that nyggas jeans soaked when I saw him get up on my way out..
I hopped in the whip and saw the cops talking to him afterward...
my girl trippin though because I forgot the chili cheese fritos
I left my girl's crib...she talkinbout "TL...can you get me some chili cheese fritos"
But the head was great
so I left...and like an idiot I left with the remote..anyway...shyt was cold as hell outside so I had the hoody on over the waves...lookin like black Kenny from south park
I walk in and all I see is this short ass Chinese lady...
she hit me with that "whatchu want"
I said "gimme all the codeine"
on some funny shyt . She musta saw the remote control hanging out the pocket of my pelle pelle and thought it was a gun bytch ran so fast to the back and I followed her on some
but when she ran to the safe I saw this corny ninja turtle looking nygga with the mop hummin that Rhi Rhi song work... nygga almost shyt himself...
breh hit the floor
and when I went to tell him "It's all good homie...we in the rich part of town"he just shook his head and mumbled something bout "I don't work tomorrow...please don't kill me"
Mrs. Miyagi came back with two bags of medical codeine...
the young breh either pissed himself or the clorox had that nyggas jeans soaked when I saw him get up on my way out..
I hopped in the whip and saw the cops talking to him afterward...
my girl trippin though because I forgot the chili cheese fritos
Could be interesting, so I'll mark a place.
Made me laugh a bit.
skinny enough that I left and went back 
