coli dudes, does your piss ever come out sideways?

ugksam

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today i was at work and went into the bathroom to take a leak. whipped my shyt out and aimed dead center in the middle of the bowl. relaxed and ready to go i released my stream of urine which shot to the left at a 45 degree angle. i was pissing on the floor so i tried to correct the position of my body so that my angled pee would go into the toilet but as soon as i got in the right position my piss stream auto corrected itself and i started peeing straight but now it was going on the floor on the other side of the toilet. i stepped back into my original position and finished up, washed my hands and left the bathroom like :whew: happy i didnt get any piss on my clothes. didnt clean any of it up cause cleaning the bathroom is not my resposibility.

does this sideways pissing ever happen to you?
 

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only with mornin wood..i be trippin the bytches out..when i come in the bathroom..while im brushin my teeth in the sink..

n my piss comin out at a obtuse angle...dead on target...
 

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shyt dont burn nikka...its some ricochet rabbit shyt

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