today i was at work and went into the bathroom to take a leak. whipped my shyt out and aimed dead center in the middle of the bowl. relaxed and ready to go i released my stream of urine which shot to the left at a 45 degree angle. i was pissing on the floor so i tried to correct the position of my body so that my angled pee would go into the toilet but as soon as i got in the right position my piss stream auto corrected itself and i started peeing straight but now it was going on the floor on the other side of the toilet. i stepped back into my original position and finished up, washed my hands and left the bathroom like
happy i didnt get any piss on my clothes. didnt clean any of it up cause cleaning the bathroom is not my resposibility.
does this sideways pissing ever happen to you?

does this sideways pissing ever happen to you?