Coli Freestyle Weekend

[FrederickDouglas]

This is the Coli Freestyle thread
I'm known to get daps on anything I've said
Cause I call out the c00ns and the cacs and simps
Every rap I spit is immaculate, I've mastered it
Add to this the fact I get positive rep
I've gotten respect, there's no way you're topping the best
I don't profess to be professional, just exceptional
From head to toe, colder than an Eskimo, let it snow
Colder than Anna's sister, let it go
Or else a avalanche'll make your crap your pants
You don't stand a chance
I'm untouchable, Hammerdance
But if you think you can even the odds
Which is as likely as @Napoleon believing in God
Or @No_bammer_weed beating a broad
You're welcome to try
I might say "Who the hell are these guys
With nursery rhymes like old ladies inhaling a fly?"
But I'll read it and if it's decent
I'll acknowledge your achievement
Though I warn you, if you beefin'
You don't want it like a vegan
Cause I don't need a reason
To fukk up your Friday evening
Ether burns, when will ya'll learn
But I've said enough, now its ya'll turn

 

[BmoreGorilla]

 

[Gully Bull]

Yo yo I'll take it from here
In the middle of the summer inhaling your fear
Mixing it with chronic out at Johns pier
The mixture makin me laugh at you
No subliminal if I got a problem I'll @ you
And pop up in the past out the blue
to warn you of your reckoning
shyt too deep, didn't see what you were steppin in

 

[Remote]

Don't tote no 22s, Magnum cost me 22
Sat it on them 22s, birds go for 22
Lil' mama super thick, she say she 22
She seen them 22s, we in room 222

 

[Groanman]

A freestyle Friday?
Your Burger Queen let me have shyt my way.
Leave forty dollas on the dresser when I'm through her.
She be screamin' like a daemon when I'm stickin' her.
But we both know her box is blow'd the fukk out.
That's why I don't mind when she open her mouth.

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

Blacks lives matter, digi-flyers passed hand to hand
Gas light fire on the death of Sandra Bland
race war only if you niccas militant
Face off between the poor and the really rich
what Trump that? The Hill or Bernie Sanders?
fukk that the trill real, we gonna live forever
Death to the cowards, those in power, gotta cower
hour of the Coli niccas, your forum cauliflower
what's beef to gorillas in the streets?
Of your innanet, we syndicate in every single tweet, nicca...
you never been a threat, you simple in your speech,
Gotta treat em like Drake cuz they Kinkos on the beats, nicca

 

[010101]

digital jewels drip
type text depicting me pushing a forrest green 6
forget to rhyme
& twist a gram of mango lime piff
head to toe dior homme stitched
generate currency as I vacay with your bytch

bytch*

 

[Taadow]

I snatch your mic, i'm da mic snatcha
slap ya, and then rap in perfect english like Marge Thatcher
if you wack, then don't let me catch ya
my rhymes so hot they be burnin' in my mouth, like Siratcha
But I stills don't stop, yo
I cause terror in an MCs camp, fucc the Gestapo
Rap stylie make my face scrunch feo
even doe da latin mamis tellin' me how i'm guapo.
Poppo, you might as well go that way
and drop mic, you ain't me - you don't flow that way.
Gettin' at me is to say that you're bored
'cause if we in a rhyme bout foo', we gon' go all day.
I treats rappers like postage - I stick 'em in corner,
and sends them off when they get their dosage
of servitude. Might as well be indentured
but you probably think i'm talkin' 'bout teeth. Sheesh.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Lets talk about that weed I smoke, that green I toke
My eyes so low from puffin that hydro
When the smoke clears feels like I going out my mind
Sex drive at a all time high, the facts are lies
Adrenaline rush untill I hit the dutch
Suddenly all ambition is gone
fukk writing that song
Forget my wife laying there with edible thongs
Getcha ass up baby and pack the bong

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

dang homie
we aint the same homie
im strange homie
im deranged homie
drop you like some change homie




- blackierobinson

 

[010101]

never hesitate to spray
canary diamond tipped talons send you on your way
black roses on your grave
silent threats
spare no expense for a luxurious death
copping bounties like I do gear from barneys the same way
mil ticket made and spent in the same day
raised off rhymes violent and vain
so who do you blame¿*

 

[010101]

jahahahaa this shyts like a lunch table cipher *

 

[010101]

splurge on garments
windows tinted
gunmetal grey g-wagon benz'z
red eyes behind gaultier lenses
spit broken sentences
avoiding all sentences
sex in the city dipped off in the nani
carrie samantha charlotte miranda
all giving face til their jaws lock intensely


raps off-beat like a yung dirt dawg or bobby digital*

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

it doesnt matter everybody's a monster, everybodys vicious
I swear everybody got a heart like the grinch's

- blackierobinson

 

[Rich Spirit]

Create the space with your mind and trace
The fact you became a disgrace once you earned last place
The beat breaks your face which makes you want to brace
For an attack from your back, relax dude its just a bat