COLI LIFE OR DEATH DECISION SCENARIO….

[987654321]

Okay so hear me out brehs….

You’re kidnapped and drugged…

You wake up in a seedy motel with an oversized yankee bucket fitted impossibly stuck to your head and your shoes missing…

You roll over in a fit of panic and find a typed note with instructions taped to your shirt…

It says you have to enter the day party going on across the street, at the local sports bar…

Your mission is to seduce an attractive brehette in the age range of 23-26 and you have to seal the deal, get her to leave the bar, and return to the seedy motel room with her in under 30 minutes or a small explosive attached to the yankee bucket will detonate…

The back of the note says that you must choose and wear one of two pair of sneakers sitting by the door to complete your task. You attempt to go in on some Eric benet shyt and the explosive will detonate…

You will be watched the entire time by a sleeper agent at the sports bar…

What the fukk do you choose, brehs?

… The birdman lugz (bbbbrrrrrrrrrr!)

Or the mid 2000’s step daddy K-swiss (turn off that game and do your homework or Imma tell your momma when she get home)

 

[2 one 3]

Ayoooo

 

[Tres Leches]

 

[RaspberryFitted]

K-Swisses. Sleeker design and depending on ya pants, you could hide the logo and pass it off on some unknown brand/design shyt.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

At least those kswisses are Comfortable..

fukk around with those baby lugs and all they'll find after the explosion is a fukked up foot arch

 

[RaspberryFitted]

you should of made the entire fit mandatory, not just the shoes and hat. You could thrown on an assortment of clean tops, earrings, glasses, belts, jeans, jackets, vests, hoodies, etc with that fit and the K-Swisses and bucket hat gets canceled out.

 

[2 one 3]

You fukk around and hit up the sports bar in in them “I fukk wit nikkas too!!”

you bound to get hit up by some downlow ass nikka who’s wit the shyts…literally



I would rock the K Swiss just rock some big enough pants to hide them shyts…

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Kswiss looking like Balenciagas
Young bytches can’t tell the difference until you take them off
In that case you keep them on for leverage while giving back shots
Word to Prince Yashua

 

[Oatmeal]

 

[CarbonBraddock]

so what's to stop you from telling the girl to give you her phone so you can call the police, then you tell them you gotta bomb on you and not to let anyone leave? the fakkit ain't gonna blow the bomb up with himself in the bar. police will come in with the bomb squad and remove/disarm the fitted. situation resolved.

 

[2 one 3]

My guy said fukk all that. Give me death

 

[High quality poster]

White women won’t care

 

[White City Black]

You fukk around and hit up the sports bar in in them “I fukk wit nikkas too!!”

you bound to get hit up by some downlow ass nikka who’s wit the shyts…literally



I would rock the K Swiss just rock some big enough pants to hide them shyts…

Dude gon fukk around and come back with a Treh

“Ah Helll No! This nicca brought a man to this mother fukkin room?!? Fukk that..”

ALLU AKBAAAR Fitted go Ka-Boom!

(I dig the Birdman joint myself but I wasn’t into kicks like that when these all came out)

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

White women won’t care

Its a sports bar in Harlem

Them bytches roasting you

 

[Treblemaka]

Brehhhhh




Reading that scenario had me DYING



Some of yall Coli Brehs talented as hell