Coli potheads I need help
- Thread starter Vonte3000
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What are you getting tested for? If its for like probation or court then it doesn't matter. You can just say you used to smoke tough and the thc hasn't left your system. They'll give you three months from your test date to get clean.
If its for a job just stop smoking now. Drink a lot of water and cranberry juice. As long as you're not obese (thc is stored in fat cells) you'll be clean before your test.
As far as flushes go (niacin) i've heard people have different results. Probably won't hurt to just try it in combination with the above. But i think the above will be enough to pass you.
If you're really fat or just stressed about this shyt. Just start drinking a ton of water 2 days before the test. to the point where you are pissing nothing but straight water. Then take vitamin b pills before the test and eat some beef. Vitamin b pills will make your pee yellow (even though its basically all water it will look like pee) and the beef will help you up your creatine levels (which they'll test for if they suspect the sample is diluted).
One surefire way i've heard of is to get a glass of water the morning of the test. Take some bleach. Take your finger and just dip it in the bleach then dip it in the water. Do that 3-4 times. Literally just dipping so your putting barely any bleach in the water. Then drink that and you'll piss clean. But i heard it fukks up your insides.
If its for a job just stop smoking now. Drink a lot of water and cranberry juice. As long as you're not obese (thc is stored in fat cells) you'll be clean before your test.
As far as flushes go (niacin) i've heard people have different results. Probably won't hurt to just try it in combination with the above. But i think the above will be enough to pass you.
If you're really fat or just stressed about this shyt. Just start drinking a ton of water 2 days before the test. to the point where you are pissing nothing but straight water. Then take vitamin b pills before the test and eat some beef. Vitamin b pills will make your pee yellow (even though its basically all water it will look like pee) and the beef will help you up your creatine levels (which they'll test for if they suspect the sample is diluted).
One surefire way i've heard of is to get a glass of water the morning of the test. Take some bleach. Take your finger and just dip it in the bleach then dip it in the water. Do that 3-4 times. Literally just dipping so your putting barely any bleach in the water. Then drink that and you'll piss clean. But i heard it fukks up your insides.
the cac mamba
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Vonte3000
Chance 3 :wow: :blessed:
It's for my school they test us Randomly but I know it's coming
I've been drinking a shot ton of water and popping niacin, I think it helped me pass a test before but I'm honestly not sure the time frame was weird but Thanks for the bleach tip I'll keep that in mind. Guy at my school got caught smoking but he passed his test the very next day, he said he drank bleach, I had assumed he just straight drank it though.
