come admit things that would get your pimp/playa card revoked

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I just put on Mariah Carey "through the rain" in my headphones and turned it up as loud as it would go

it's such a beautiful song

 

[Marzupial]

This is my favorite summer banger

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

I foam roll b4 lifting weights

 

[5n0man]

I'm married.

 

[RJThaGreat]

Looks like a thread to expose and bait innocent coli souls.. out

 

[ben anderson]

I like tongue kissing after oral
And I like eating p*ssy

 

[richaveli83]

I'm married.

 

[Cat piss martini]

I'm a zenith level romantic that
fight off those urges because i'm
smart enough to know most women
aint worth the effort.
I have deep crystal wine glasses but
i'll give it to women in solo cups just
to keep balance in the force.

 

[intruder]

I sent flowers and gifts to coli female members

[/thread]

Spoiler

Just kidding

Spoiler

Or am I?

 

[King Khufu]

Fapping to chicks on ASMR videos.

I'm a real nikka forever idc who got what to say