Come in and rate Hassan Whiteside's Tuesday jumpoff

Flywin Lannister

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I know this is The Coli and of course everybody on here is not in the NBA only because they got bored of winning in college, bags the finest dimes and has a 12-girl deep rotation, is on a first-name basis with the most beautiful models and has way too much money to even think about money because of all the Certs.. and only posts on The Coli to kill the time and spend time with some online peasants and check out Pawg threads.

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So let's rate official NBA bum (in The Coli eyes) and real-life multi-millionaire with endless options when it comes to where he wants to be, what he wants to buy and what girl he wants to smash.. Hassan Whiteside

This is his Tuesday jumpoff, when he's bored he smashes her.

Obviously Coli nikkas won't be impressed at all, this is their 6th, 7th option... but let's see.

Also: when we are all getting upset about how these dudes play like bums and this and that... remember: the contracts we hear about, those million Dollar deals - they are real. We are more upset than these players are because they come home to M&Ms: Millions & Mansions (and models).

Starts at 1:04. How do y'all nikkas rate her?



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I mean it ain't much to say she's bad. Seems to be more than a "Tuesday jumpoff" for him though :ld:

 

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Body is straight but ive seen better faces among NBA hoes...
 

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so while I'm pissed off and calling this nikka an overpaid bum, he's chillin with dimes? :why:
 

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Attractive women come dime a dozen so don't expect people to fall head over heels at the picture of one.

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