Come in here and act white

[MikelArteta]

Doesn't use a wash cloth

Comes home and gets licked on the face from my golden retriever

Goes to work with cat fur on my clothes

Goes to the cottage on the weekend

Gets out of car sees a black man, double beeps alarm

 

[Silver Surfer]

*Hear's a dangerous/suspicious sound.....goes to investigate....

 

[Born2BKing]

*Tries to pet tiger through the cage at the zoo*

 

[Alec Baldwin]

Sees a group of nikkas/hispanics in grocery store, pulls shopping cart closer.

 

[Steve Piffler]

*gets a loan from the bank*

 

[Wallie]

*Running from a killer in a movie.....trips over air*

 

[DrunkenNovice]

*makes a mayonaisse sandwich*

 

[Brooklynzson]

*goes up to vicious loose Pitbull* "Here boy "

*gets mauled to *

 

[SuburbanPimp]

*Makes a bowl of raisin bran cereal*

 

[Steve Piffler]

 

[TheNig]

*went hang gliding last Friday*

 

[Black]

*Lets a black bul cuckold my wife*

 

[Wallie]

*It's 11 degrees outside.......wears flip flops,shorts & a tank top*

 

[Chief]

*goes colonizing nikkas*

 

[MikelArteta]

Blows nose in handkerchief, puts back in pocket