Come in here and Make Me "Street Smart"

[Dog Based Gremlin]

I was on xbox live a few nights ago and some cacs were saying how when they leave the club and they see a group of young black males gathered in a group, they cross the road

basically, im asking for the Coliverse to put me on how to survive in deez skreets


I remember in college, a homie told me to never keep all your money in your wallet, even it out in each of your socks so if you get mugged, you still got cab/taxi fare and Wendy's money for the night

:fukkery:

 

[Incognegro]

Take it like Caesar did when they jump you.


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[LordTaskForce]

Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

if you ever get holed up, just yell out that you are an undercover and if they shoot you its pine oil heaven for them

 

[shopthatwrecks]

wear basketball shorts with pockets under ya jeans or shorts...keep ya money inside the basketball shorts..

 

[Dooby]

Never drive with your ak in the back of the lac. Always keep that shyt on your lap.

 

[Token]

If you ever see a group of white people randomly running in one direction, sprint the other way. Curiosity killed the cac.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Never drive with your ak in the back of the lac. Always keep that shyt on your lap.

ak's? we off that.

 

[shoeprogram]

Never drive with your ak in the back of the lac. Always keep that shyt on your lap.

 

[Mowgli]

When you in a chicks house sleeping in her bed and her blood baby daddy come home from prison while she's at work, smoke weed with him and he'll forget to beat the shyt out of you.

True story.

 

[Ghpstface]

pistol grip pump in my lap at all times



and fukk hiding money in your sox...muggers are to smart for that nowadays. you're gonna hve to keister it

 

[luckyse7enz]

Be sure to drive to p*ssy more than you do to church...

...and if your A/C is faulty, make sure your heater works.

Spoiler

MERCK!

 

[Mowgli]

1 roach isnt a dealbreaker. 2 are.

 

[Mowgli]

If a girl lives off the intersection of a numbered street, shes in the hood.

 

[Mowgli]

Hood nikkas wont kill you if you white or use a white voice.

But if you're in the hood for prostitution or to buy drugs your chances for being killed are higher. No ones going to miss a degenerate