Uptown WaYo87
HARLEM/BX
if you in a hood, and some random nikkas from across the street ask you if you got a lighter...dont go crossin that street and try to fire them up, cause you will get your ass beat and robbed
Come in here and Make Me "Street Smart"
- Thread starter Dog Based Gremlin
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Walk with a fake baby or a pit bull named "Lady" at all times so you won't get merked.
Always wear gloves with the fingers cut out squeezing hand grips...hard rocks will bypass you...they don't want a challenge.
Walk the streets smoking....without using your hands.
When walking down the street pass some street toughs say the words "Peace God" because most street dudes respect Muslim/ 5% cats.
Stop being a sucker!
Always wear gloves with the fingers cut out squeezing hand grips...hard rocks will bypass you...they don't want a challenge.
Walk the streets smoking....without using your hands.
When walking down the street pass some street toughs say the words "Peace God" because most street dudes respect Muslim/ 5% cats.
Stop being a sucker!
HalfwayHandsome
A WALKING LICK #502C0MEUP
Never get high on ya own supply.
When someone you dont know asks you what size your shoes are in the hood choose your next words wisely. You are on the verge of getting robbed. If you're a punchy kinda dude, you mine as well just steal on his ass right there.
Dusty Bake Activate
Fukk your corny debates
Fixed.
You have sick fantasies but when you look like Victor Von Doom you probably sucked dikk before.
SuikodenII
Where's Suikoden VI??????
Always look both ways before crossing the street...
Dusty Bake Activate
Fukk your corny debates
You have sick fantasies but when you look like Victor Von Doom you probably sucked dikk before.
lol...you the one telling cuckold stories about chicks and their gang member boyfriends coming home from prison while you're alone in her bed. Sounds like you left out some details about what happened before y'all lit it up.
Dog Based Gremlin
Veteran
Be sure to drive to p*ssy more than you do to church...
...and if your A/C is faulty, make sure your heater works.
MERCK!
What's fifty grand to a mothafukka like me, can you please remind me?
What's fifty grand to a mothafukka like me, can you please remind me?
shyt, I'll remind you...
