Come in here and share those STD tales

[The G.O.D II]

:smugcheeseeyes:

The closest I came to having one was during my freshmen year of college. I was at a house party dancing with this chunky black chick and next thing I know she got on her knees and started simulating oral sex on me. I was like "you not just gonna tease me like this lets take this outside." Head with no rubber nikkas So a few days later my dikk starts feeling a little irritation when I pissed. Not excruciating pain but enough to go I planned to go to the clinic but the morning of the visit it stopped. Guess I lucked out. What about you brehs?

 

[Tom]

 

[Lavish]

 

[yamomzb]

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

You normally get blown with a condom?

 

[AquaCityBoy]

This has nothing to do with me, but I went to my professor's office hours and she had herpes on her lip.

 

[-InFeRnO-]

 

[the mechanic]

Never been to a clinic for that..alot of it has been just luck tho

 

[The G.O.D II]

You normally get blown with a condom?

 

[MikelArteta]

Chlamydia, trich.



Was pissing razor blades and a itchy dikk.

Was embarrassed to go to the clinic so I was trying like cranberry juice then I said bun it. Got some qtip thing inserted in my dikk .
Tests came back positive. Got some big ass pill to take next time I peed it was heaven.

That's what I deserved for being a man whore at that time

Sent from royalty using Tapatalk breh

 

[Jone2three45]

:smugcheeseeyes:

The closest I came to having one was during my freshmen year of college. I was at a house party dancing with this chunky black chick and next thing I know she got on her knees and started simulating oral sex on me. I was like "you not just gonna tease me like this lets take this outside." Head with no rubber nikkas So a few days later my dikk starts feeling a little irritation when I pissed. Not excruciating pain but enough to go I planned to go to the clinic but the morning of the visit it stopped. Guess I lucked out. What about you brehs?

 

[bigmac]

 

[triplehate]

You ALMOST got an STD breh?

 

[DreadHead P]

I've had 2 scares in my life but I've never had any symptoms, never pissed fire or nothing, and back then I had a connect in the medical office so I would just go holla at him and he would give me this powder you mix wit water to get rid of it, never tested positive for anything though. nikkas was gettin burnt on that ship so often that I actually started slangin the antibiotic

- I was 19, had just got out to Seattle and I was fuccin wit this 17 year old chick from Milwaukee who was , she living with her brother's ex wife cause her parents kicked her out for gettin preggo by her lil high school bf, she claimed I was the only other dude to hit it. bytch called me one day talkin bout the doctor told her she got the clap from sharin a toilet seat wit the chick she was stayin wit

- I think I may have told y'all the story of how I went to a reggae club in SD when I was like 21, got drunk, and somehow ending up making out with this Trini chick and leaving with her and her friend, bytch had 3 different nikkas names tatted on her and none of them where the bf she admitted to havin at the time. Got to their crib and nobody had a condom, the liquor in me said , she road me for about 10 minutes till she got her nut then wouldn't let me fucc no more, had her roommate take me back to the base. 2 weeks later I get an email from somethin called Gettested.com, shyt said "someone you were in contact with in California has found out they have chlamydia and thinks you should get tested" . Same bytch ended up fuccin my ex, and I came up on a couple of movies of her on this homegrown piff site

 

[Binary]

The fukk.