Myrical Lyfe
In the Gutter, of the Tunnel
Ok do here this goes.
Had this date planned last night with this girl I use to work with. She's been wanting to hang even before me and my ex broke up. So fukk it I did it.
Take her to a nice hibachi restaurant, do all that gay cliche shyt like catch the veggies in my mouth
Having a good time. My friend text me that knows both of us. She said we should stop by this bar that there at if we want
4 hours later I'm feeling pretty damn good. And she said she was down with coming back to my place to hang out.
so we're chilling, watching TV, start making out, nice. Now mind you on my way in I grabbed a condom out of my car I was prepared for the good goods. so we're missing around on my couch then we go upstairs, 
we for playing, messing around, start doing the damn thing. Now I don't brag, and I'd certainly not lie. But I fukked this bytch pretty damn good for a good 45 minutes 
this is also, keep in mind my first lengthy hook up since me and my ex of 8 years broke up 
so literally 45 minutes later I'm spent 
I lay on the bed for a second
she's still 
I sit up and she grabs my dikk like... "repeat?"
I'm baffled. It was 3 am and my mouth was drying then the God damn Sahara desert in a drought. 
I was
I need to catch some sleep 
She
I gave a little act and told her she could come over again soon. So I'm laying in bed, while this girl demands to fall asleep holding my hand..
. I'm pretty stoked either way
I'm laying there...trying to rehydrate my mouth, and this bytch starts snoring
like not even little cute snorts, like I had to turn my music on my phone up loud 
Then I pulled my hand from her death grip and went to the bathroom. I straight put my mouth on the end of the faucet to drink it
Then walking back I feel something in my pocket.... It was the condom.... The condom I never even neglected to take out of my pocket to use
So now I'm laying in bed and this bytch is snoring so loud that my cat and dog are sitting at the end of the bed
I think I'm going to wake her up...
Had this date planned last night with this girl I use to work with. She's been wanting to hang even before me and my ex broke up. So fukk it I did it.
Take her to a nice hibachi restaurant, do all that gay cliche shyt like catch the veggies in my mouth
Having a good time. My friend text me that knows both of us. She said we should stop by this bar that there at if we want
4 hours later I'm feeling pretty damn good. And she said she was down with coming back to my place to hang out.
so we're chilling, watching TV, start making out, nice. Now mind you on my way in I grabbed a condom out of my car I was prepared for the good goods. so we're missing around on my couch then we go upstairs, we for playing, messing around, start doing the damn thing. Now I don't brag, and I'd certainly not lie. But I fukked this bytch pretty damn good for a good 45 minutes this is also, keep in mind my first lengthy hook up since me and my ex of 8 years broke up so literally 45 minutes later I'm spent I lay on the bed for a second
she's still I sit up and she grabs my dikk like... "repeat?"
I'm baffled. It was 3 am and my mouth was drying then the God damn Sahara desert in a drought. I was
I need to catch some sleep She
I gave a little act and told her she could come over again soon. So I'm laying in bed, while this girl demands to fall asleep holding my hand... I'm pretty stoked either way I'm laying there...trying to rehydrate my mouth, and this bytch starts snoring
like not even little cute snorts, like I had to turn my music on my phone up loud Then I pulled my hand from her death grip and went to the bathroom. I straight put my mouth on the end of the faucet to drink it
Then walking back I feel something in my pocket.... It was the condom.... The condom I never even neglected to take out of my pocket to use
So now I'm laying in bed and this bytch is snoring so loud that my cat and dog are sitting at the end of the bed
I think I'm going to wake her up...
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at drinkin out the bathroom tap
nikka i gotta respect that 
