come up with better drake diss lines than meek mill

[thegreatest]

Spoiler: prelude

this dude's idea of keeping it real.. was shytting on a man that repped for him when he was in jail...

on TWITTER.. not even no fukkin phone call.. he went to twitter like a goddamn hoe.. wtf..

But just to clarify..

It was NOT a problem to rap with an adult professional actor (OFFICER RICKY) posing as a gangster rapper... or to rap with paper-tissue soft aubrey to begin with.. .. and yet somehow he was shocked and surprised to see that someone he was rapping with was not keeping it "all the way real"... WHY nikka WHY did you think this was a "real" dude?! well let me tell you.. he didn't think dude was real.. he just went and ran his fukking mouth...


man i'm done.. meek mill fukked up, i really wanted to side with him, i did, but he acted like a hoe and he got hoe'd, end of story. worst thing is, drake put him on with that RICO beat and verse, and that'll probably be the hottest song off the whole album .. i really wanted meek to win, but he fukked himself over before he even got started..

and to top it all off, i still don't know wtf he was trying to say in that diss.. he's all over the place.. while there were so many easy comebacks lying in plain sight...

i felt there were a lot of obvious comebacks available to meek mill.. did you? let's see what we can cook up here, thecoli... i know yall wont let me down... let's bring that weapon grade #ether, what COULD meek have said to really take aubrey's soul?

i'm getting serenaded by a singing nikka
your best songs, written by quentin miller

you called your second diss record back to back
oops, you did it again.. britney spears of rap

aubrey made a record telling us how he's all charged up
duck face all in the photos, looks like he wears butt plugs

 

[brother walt]

ill leave this here

 

[Screwtape]

how you gonna have a ghostwriter and call yourself greatest,
bytch you a manufactured artist another iggy azaela
boy you forget where you are this is hop its real here
paralyse your career send u back to the wheelchair

 

[Mr_X]

The couple of posts above are already better than anything Meek spit on his diss

Seriously, there's so much ammo to use on Drake it was almost impossible to fukk it up but somehow Meek managed to do just that

 

[YeLovesBoston]

"MMG run it, we making the cheddar boy
Now we know you been fakin forever boy
So boy tell us how you're first name greatest
Started from the bottom now get off of Wayne's dikk"

 

[T.he I.nformant]

Some flabby bars in here

 

[YeLovesBoston]

Some flabby bars in here

you said flabby

 

[dubs]

Gettin bodied by a singin nikka?
Sound like it was written by hitman holla..
Ill holla at my hitmen..they let them things sing nikka.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

I can't rap

But I know yall got struggle bars in these posts

 

[YeLovesBoston]

I can't rap

But I know yall got struggle bars in these posts

nobody can rap here breh. That's why we're on the Coli

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

Maybe it's Quentin I should be dealing with
But you're the one getting props and I aint feeling it

 

[Screwtape]

nobody can rap here breh. That's why we're on the Coli

 

[Bobby Reds]

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[dubs]

This thread has potential...needs crowd participation though.

When i come thru wit the 45...you really be runnin thru the 6.

 

[Mr_X]

Drake, you got no plan, i'm the man, you're just a fan