Coming home from work to find just two pieces of chicken unappreciation

[Trilliam Shakespeare]

stricken from the record: I do ask for the forgiveness of thee for thine hath doupled mine following statement

 

[Trilliam Shakespeare]

I doth fancy the wing of the pheasant, hath some dense fool taken liberty to feast upon mine foodstuffs or aliment then said perpetrator shall be mentioned as a former for thou shalt be violently despoiled. As I rid mineself of the cloudiness of slumber thou shall partake in the simple nourishment of flaked corn generously adorned with sugars and bovine mammary formula

 

[L&HH]

stricken from the record: I do ask for the forgiveness of thee for thine hath doupled mine following statement

yo this gotta be the GOAT alias. Im

"stricken from the record" tho

Am I the only one who reads these in an old british accent.?

 

[Ohnoits]

yo this gotta be the GOAT alias. Im

"stricken from the record" tho

Am I the only one who reads these in an old british accent.?

No, I do it too

 

[manning2nicks]

yo this gotta be the GOAT alias. Im

"stricken from the record" tho

Am I the only one who reads these in an old british accent.?

I'm sitting here dying at work while reading this - its seems every thread i click on, I'm blessed with that trill dialect!!

 

[Stacks]

bovine mammary formula