Common little things you notice in the hood.

[Mowgli]

Crab grass on 3 out of 5 homes
Phat ass
The smell of hair oil when you go in a nikkas grandma's house
Pink moisturizer
Touchy Feely thugs
Rapists
nikkas that like beating people until they go into seizures
Overly arched eyebrows
Weave
Dark skinned nikkas standin around outside in heavy jackets when it's hot outside
Wack weed
Dimes
Rattling trunks in the distance
Cops quicker to pull guns on you and roll up on you 5 cars deep for a routine traffic stop
Spiked gates
Bars on windows
Rats nest electric poles
Pack rats
Fast girls that ain't legal
Iron doors
Old racist neighbor who always calls the cops to investigate shyt.

How did we get that far without these??

- bench press in the front yard
- tires in the front yard
- a wack park. Like, a park that doesn't have a playground, or a ball court or anything - just some benches and some of them
bootleg BBQ girlls
- mamas explaining to the Po-Po's how they're arresting the wrong person 'cause Li'l Baby (who is 6'3", 248)
be home every night before 9pm





edit: oh snap - i'm finna fucc it up now...




- low-ass billboards. LMAO
You know them them chits that was only like 7 feet off the ground to where you could peel 'em off yourself
if you was feelin' froggy one day?

They only had five things on 'em...
*"Newport: Alive, With Pleasure!"
*"Marlboro: Come To Where The Flavor Is"
*"Colt 45, works every time."
*"United Negro College Fund Presents: Lou Rawls Cavalcade Of Stars, on (date, time, & channel it will be on)"
*"Dark & Lovely/Lusters' S-Curl"

Firecrackers in december.

 

[itsyoung!!]

-Every other place in town has those cross walks that flash and light up when someone walking across em. Took em forever(and a lot still dont have them) to add them to the worse parts of town.
-All the Elementary schools that closed down were usually in the worse areas of town. Cant use the funding excuse, because the nicer elementary schools are in the same district and have the same funding
--Roads take forever to get fixed. The road near my house(an actual busy intersection) is about 2 football fields long if that and took 3 years to pave and fix, the entire time they left the construction shyt there blocking 1 lane each on each side of the road, making traffic even worse 3 fukking years to fix something that ive seen get paved and fixed in a fukkin week in nicer neighborhoods


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-Steel Gated Doors to every house.. If you see this on EVERY house best believe robberies go down there often.. No bull shyt ride through a nice neighborhood and see if you see ONE.. ONE... then drive round yours and I bet 75-95% of the houses got em.

-Cant leave shyt out for shyt cause itll be missing. I used to go to my friend house in one of the nicest neighborhoods ive still seen in my life when I was younger and he'd leave his shoes outside for hours or even over night on the porch and they'd be like Jordans and shyt id be bruh someone gonna steal your shoes.. he'd hit me with the not in this neighborhood I was and at the same time..

-Theres always someone outside drinking. 9 am or 9 pm.. I used to come home for lunch from work and everyone outside offerin you henn n shyt ..but its bout 1 pm on a tuesday

 

[Cave Savage]

That one random cac who's obviously a drug addict

 

[Nomad1]

Accountability is frowned upon
Responsibility is a dirty word
Most people have entitlement issues
Behaving & dressing like a 16 year old is permissible for middle aged men.

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