Common traps at the workplace

[cyndaquil]

Boss: "I have an open door policy" translation "Please tell me everything. I welcome snitching on yourself or your co workers"

"Can you work in a fast-paced environment?" translation "Will you work extra hours unpaid?"

"We treat our company like a family" translation "We expect you to do work for free and not complain"

Having more than 2 drinks at any gathering = You're probably gonna be in trouble for some shyt the next day

What are some other common traps people fall into at work?

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Are you a self-starter? A go-getter?

Anything like that or "fast paced" is either stressful as fukk or some sales gig that's light on salary and heavy on commission.

 

[lowkey0z]

if your job got a high enough salary, please don't try to fukk your co-workers lol

i remember when i first hopped into my job with a good salary, had a female co-worker that was super nice i didn't think anything of it..then somewhere down the line the arm touches and weird statements started coming out of nowhere

i remember talking to her one day and asked her for some timelines on a few projects by a certain date and she replied "of course, anything for you! "

i asked her not to say things like that and i walked off, from then on her personality did a complete 180 towards me some might say it wasn't that deep, but i can't risk those types of games, i got shyt to lose

 

[cyndaquil]

if your job got a high enough salary, please don't try to fukk your co-workers lol

i remember when i first hopped into my job with a good salary, had a female co-worker that was super nice i didn't think anything of it..then somewhere down the line the arm touches and weird statements started coming out of nowhere

i remember talking to her one day and asked her for some timelines on a few projects by a certain date and she replied "of course, anything for you! "

i asked her not to say things like that and i walked off, from then on her personality did a complete 180 towards me some might say it wasn't that deep, but i can't risk those types of games, i got shyt to lose

 

[AAKing23]

if your job got a high enough salary, please don't try to fukk your co-workers lol

i remember when i first hopped into my job with a good salary, had a female co-worker that was super nice i didn't think anything of it..then somewhere down the line the arm touches and weird statements started coming out of nowhere

i remember talking to her one day and asked her for some timelines on a few projects by a certain date and she replied "of course, anything for you! "

i asked her not to say things like that and i walked off, from then on her personality did a complete 180 towards me some might say it wasn't that deep, but i can't risk those types of games, i got shyt to lose

I learned in those situations its best to milk it for all it‘s worth and use it to your advantage while still being able to maintain plausible deniability

I know for a fact there’s women at my job that find me attractive and I use it to my benefit

 

[Elim Garak]

Doing them anonymous surveys.

 

[cyndaquil]

Doing them anonymous surveys.

Are they really anonymous?

 

[lowkey0z]

"that chicken, was dry...real dry"

 

[Elim Garak]

Are they really anonymous?

 

[cyndaquil]

fukk they got me

See this is why we needed this thread

 

[Elim Garak]

fukk they got me

See this is why we needed this thread

I never do them shyts.

 

[acri1]

If you care about your job, don't get involved with anybody at work just don't

Also, I'd avoid talking politics at all in the workplace. You're better off just telling people you'd rather not get into that at work.

 

[The_Sheff]

As an hourly don't ever find yourself being the only one who knows how to do a critical task.

Your manager will try and block you from promotions or transfers.

 

[Koapa]

Getting too comfortable and telling them about your 2nd job or side hustle.

I told my boy not to talk to his manager about his rental properties. He did anyway. A few months later. She tells him, she think he's more serious about his rental properties than his job. This is a 100k job.

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

Women, just stay away from them. Any dirt you do at work keep that shyt to yourself idc what it is.