mufukkas played in uncomfortable ass shoes, everyone knows you jump several inches higher in some LeBrons/Kobes/Hyperdunks/etc. versus Chucks
if they wore the new LeBrons any missed dunk becomes a make, most layups/attempts become dunks
you have to boost everyone's rebounds since everyone jumps higher, therefore more rebounds for everybody
oh you can't have more rebounds without more shots going up? nah get that thinking bullshyt out of here you don't know the game
short shorts restricted movement, in today's gear George Mikan could give the Brow that work (pls don't watch the grainy footage of early NBA cacs chest passing and slap dribbling with one hand like they're a 5th grade girls JV team)
advances in sports medicine would also make every old school player a super disciplined gym rat, further enhancing their performance
old school stars would have no time for IG thots (pls don't bring up the ones with illegitimate children)
if they wore the new LeBrons any missed dunk becomes a make, most layups/attempts become dunks
you have to boost everyone's rebounds since everyone jumps higher, therefore more rebounds for everybody
oh you can't have more rebounds without more shots going up? nah get that thinking bullshyt out of here you don't know the game
short shorts restricted movement, in today's gear George Mikan could give the Brow that work (pls don't watch the grainy footage of early NBA cacs chest passing and slap dribbling with one hand like they're a 5th grade girls JV team)
advances in sports medicine would also make every old school player a super disciplined gym rat, further enhancing their performance
old school stars would have no time for IG thots (pls don't bring up the ones with illegitimate children)
on purpose. This isn't a series thread
