Country ass sayings you heard growing up

[TheNig]

As sure as grandma's got gout...

 

[Taadow]

"Dinner" = Lunch
"Supper" = Dinner


Both = "Vittles"

 

[WesCrook]

Make groceries
Cleaner than a Kansas City Pimp
Calling your mama T-Jones

"Get my good groceries out the car."

Every cereal was referred to as corn flakes....regardless of brand or flavor.

Frosted Flakes = "Corn Flakes"
Cheerios = "Corn Flakes"
Cap'n Crunch = "Corn Flakes"

"You done spilled Corn Flakes on the table."

 

[WesCrook]

"Reach up in that cooler and fetch me a Coke"
*opens cooler and sees no Coca-Cola* ..."ain't none"
"I just put Cokes in thurr a little bit ago!"
*looks again*..."I'm telling you I don't see no Coke..."
*comes over and opens cooler* "Youon see all these Cokes in here??
...Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up - this thang fulla Cokes!! Bring me one of these on..."

This sounds like a "Black Jeopardy" sketch.

You need to hit up Kenan and get paid....

 

[Tiffrock]

Fast ass gal
She or he is "smelling themselves"
Armstrong = stank
Good soul!
When it's sunny and raining-the devil's beating his wife

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

Off the top of my head:

“It’s raining cats and dogs outside”

“You smell like outside”

“Everybody and their mama”

I say these three a lot myself

 

[Kenny West]

Whats good for the goose is good for the gander

I always wondered wtf a gander was. Im scared to google it

 

[Olmec]

Carr yo ass.

"Carry your ass" for the

 

[hood b. goode]

"I'm so poor I can't afford to pay attention."

 

[3:30]

" You don't believe water is wet, and fat meat is greasy"

 

[King_Kamala61]

"Angrier than a pig stuck in a fence"
"That dog don't hunt"

 

[TheJet]

I'll be back therecre.

(Idk how the hell to spell that word)

 

[Taadow]

“Move from out in front of me…yo’ Daddy ain’t no Glass Maker”