Craziest shyt a pet ever did to you

[Formerly Black Trash]

Had a cat snatch a piece of burrito out of my hand
I never saw it coming
In his defense I think he was really hungry

 

[Sterling Archer]

My dog ate my birthday cake. I stay home from school on my birthdays and my mom got me a cake. It was on the table when I walked past the dining room table to turn the thermostat up before I took a shower.
When I came out I walked past it and it place holder was wiped clean so I thought my mom moved it. Checked the fridge and oven and didnt see it, went back to the table and looked closer and saw that it wasnt like clean, clean.
Then I thought, "Where's Frank?" (my dog's name) he is normally following me everywhere I go when Im home. This nikka was ghost. I see the chairs are moved oddly and look under the table cloth and see this big ass dude (Rott) was under the table with his face covered in frosting. I made him stay outside for 2 days because he was gonna be shytting everywhere.

 

[Dad]

My dog ate my birthday cake. I stay home from school on my birthdays and my mom got me a cake. It was on the table when I walked past the dining room table to turn the thermostat up before I took a shower.
When I came out I walked past it and it place holder was wiped clean so I thought my mom moved it. Checked the fridge and oven and didnt see it, went back to the table and looked closer and saw that it wasnt like clean, clean.
Then I thought, "Where's Frank?" (my dog's name) he is normally following me everywhere I go when Im home. This nikka was ghost. I see the chairs are moved oddly and look under the table cloth and see this big ass dude (Rott) was under the table with his face covered in frosting. I made him stay outside for 2 days because he was gonna be shytting everywhere.

 

[Hater Eraser]

Locked me out of my own house

Then was looking out the window at me on some ..

 

[Vandelay]

Cat jumped on my face while I was asleep.

Had a cat and a dog and then ninjas used to legit slap box every couple of days. Cat on his back feet dog used bob and weave and would get stole 9000 times.

 

[Marci-Senpai]

I think my cat tried rape me one time…was licking my ears and purring in my ears lol

 

[TRUEST]

Lol i was eating a bowl of fruits. My dog was sitting there watching me reach into the bowl taking and eating each fruit one by one.

Dog wanted in. I could see her head moving in whichever direction my hand was moving. But I wasnt in a sharing mood.

When I was down to the last fruit and I reached in the bowl to grab it, as I lifted my hand outta the bowl she put her paw on my hand on some “brehhh!! that’s the last one. Let me have it!!” I had to give it to her.

 

[Bud Bundy]

I think my cat tried rape me one time…was licking my ears and purring in my ears lol

Confuse rape with seduction

 

[letti cook]

I heard my roommates cat making weird noises in another room...when i went to go check, he was in the window trying to get at a cat outside that looked exactly like him

dude turned around, shrieked, did a vince carter lunge toward me and damn near scratched my eye lid off

for about a week after that, he kept leaving random shyt at my door as an apology

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

I heard my roommates cat making weird noises in another room...when i went to go check, he was in the window trying to get at a cat outside that looked exactly like him

dude turned around, shrieked, did a vince carter lunge toward me and damn near scratched my eye lid off

for about a week after that, he kept leaving random shyt at my door as an apology

 

[Blackrogue]

All my pets were nice to me

Animals in general liked me. Even the two meanest ass dogs that lived a street over somehow fell in under me. Those dogs were off the leash and would come over and chill under the car. I'd wake up and they'd be in the compound waiting on me. Would follow me all day put the fear of god in people. It was a male and female but man that female would incite so badly and rile up the normally cool big ass male dog. Once saw those two fukkers chase down and kill a stray cat. I was like whoa
I tried to stop them.

 

[ElMorenoFeo809]

My pet turtle ran away from me when i took him out fishing. I was looking all over the place for him until i saw his head poke out way out in the pond. And gave me this look and dip his head back in. That was the last time i ever saw Puffy

 

[StretfordRed]

My female can pissed almost on my face when I was laying in bed.

Stunk like heck.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

My pet turtle ran away from me when i took him out fishing. I was looking all over the place for him until i saw his head poke out way out in the pond. And gave me this look and dip his head back in. That was the last time i ever saw Puffy