I was at a Birthday Brunch today for a female friend that used to be a hoe back in her day(semi-relevant). She was griping about not being able to find love and the typical yapping bullshyt that females that who spend way too much time being single thinking that their looks will last forever.
I tell her that women should get married when their sexual market value is at its peak and that they should abstain from riding the carousel as that past will always come back to haunt them. Another couple, who were friends with the birthday girl was at the table listening in on the discussion when the guy blurts out "shyt, I wish I had never gotten fukking married, so amen brother". As we all turn our heads, his wife who was standing next to him screams at him in his face to go fukk himself and that she wants a divorce. At this point we are all kind of standing there slack jawed because here they are arguing amidst strangers and cussing loudly.
I walk away from the discussion to talk to some folks at another table when the birthday girl came over 5 minutes later. I asked her what was the deal with that situation. Turns out the husband was some successful chef who left his gig in his city (closed his restaurant)to come here to live with his wife who is a successful entrepreneur who runs a garment business. She was fukking one of the workers in the garment factory, a dude who basically packed boxes or handled deliveries. The husband found out because he had a herpes outbreak a few months back and discovered the wife gave it to him after she contracted it from her worker she was fukking.
When I heard that, my head just spun in amazement. I mumbled under my breath, get married brehs and shook my head.
I tell her that women should get married when their sexual market value is at its peak and that they should abstain from riding the carousel as that past will always come back to haunt them. Another couple, who were friends with the birthday girl was at the table listening in on the discussion when the guy blurts out "shyt, I wish I had never gotten fukking married, so amen brother". As we all turn our heads, his wife who was standing next to him screams at him in his face to go fukk himself and that she wants a divorce. At this point we are all kind of standing there slack jawed because here they are arguing amidst strangers and cussing loudly.
I walk away from the discussion to talk to some folks at another table when the birthday girl came over 5 minutes later. I asked her what was the deal with that situation. Turns out the husband was some successful chef who left his gig in his city (closed his restaurant)to come here to live with his wife who is a successful entrepreneur who runs a garment business. She was fukking one of the workers in the garment factory, a dude who basically packed boxes or handled deliveries. The husband found out because he had a herpes outbreak a few months back and discovered the wife gave it to him after she contracted it from her worker she was fukking.
When I heard that, my head just spun in amazement. I mumbled under my breath, get married brehs and shook my head.
hell na