Crazy Dream About New Orleans...Warning!!! Long Read

[King_Kamala61]

I dreamed I was in the hotel lobby eating some free event food. Just came back from outside and was talking to a chef. The Styrofoam cups was only thing left and I was hungry. So I made Shepard pie outta broccoli, grits and crawfish gravy dish. Then as I eating it me and the event chef was talking about city shoes. I asked him if he heard about the people who made, "The Wire" about Baltimore was gon come back to NO to do another show there. He had heard rumors if a show coming. I told him I was an artist and a screenplay writer. I had copies on my hand and told him about my NO detective series set in 1930s NO. Gave him my extra pilot script. He told me to be careful about the "eyes of evil intent". I guess he did that cause I told him my show is about a detective that hunts down Louisiana Mythological monsters.
Anyway he leaves me and as I am eating I see two loose eyes under a credenza. Rhat look like Itachi's sharingan but not quite. White eyeball, red iris with black markings that look an abstract swastika. As I geaux to grab the set if eyes a zombie like man walks in a out 5ft 6 and had dirty dust covered Bob Ross Afro. I took the eyes when I realized the zombie was searching for them and pocketed them.

 

[King_Kamala61]

After I pocketed the evil looking eyes, I killed the zombie by stabbing him until his guts bleed out other the hotel lobby floor. It must have been late cause it was ironically empty but besides me and the new corpse. So I see a group of people possible tourist? And step outside and notice the cookie shop was open. I told myself never to eat chain places in NO. The city deserve my money. But it was late and killing got me hungry again. So I geaux into the shop you hear me? Next thing I know a dude was tryna work over the woman employee making pizza pies as she was baking cookies and making ice cream cups. He took a pie and put it in the oven cooler. And started yelling about he wants a pepperoni and sausage pizza pie. But his accent was def a New Jersey accent. I was talking to a big ilder black man about my art and show and showed him pics. Everyone in the line said my art was amazing.

 

[King_Kamala61]

Next thing I know the Older Black Man working with the White Woman got to arguing about trivial shyt and she said she ain't working no more. So the Older Black Man said, "WTF you think I'm fenna be doing?" Strangely he had a Baltimore accent working in the Qtrs. And she pulled out a silver/chrome pistol and shot him dead with one bullet.
Now I know I'm dreaming, cause I said yea..I still want me some Praline Ice cream and since you committed a murder you may as well give us all free stuff. You won't be free ever again. So the lady looks up from as she was shutting down the counter and says with the most evil looking eyes, "I just told yall I ain't working no more tonight." Her accent wasn't human. It had an echo that mimicked an human voice behind the New Orleans accent. The people there all looked at me like dude you stupid as hell. I shrug and she says, "You got 10 seconds to leave" and she grips the pistol again and holds it up.

 

[King_Kamala61]

I hit the jets like Beerman outta there and run into a small coffee shop. Cause I tell myself I'm dreaming and this shyt is wild as fukk and fun. Then the shots came ranging into the coffee shop. BLAM! BLAM! and I didn't stay to the third as I saw her walking around the corner to entering the shop. People was running out directly towards her. So I geaux into the only bathroom the shop had, looking for a window and there wasn't one. I still know I'm dreaming. And as she came in I did the only logical thing for survival I recounted the shots and figured she only could have a total of 9 and I doubt she brought extra clips. So she shot 4 times so 5 shots. I just had to make he spent 5 shots and I said I can live with 3 in me. I'm sure of it cause it's my dream. So I lay on the clean bathroom floor as the smell of bleach consumes my excitement and fear and block the door from the bottom. She taps on the door with that echo voice, "GET OUT HERE AND FACE DEATH". Imma a$$hole so I mimicked my voice to sound like it was coming from the corner of the bathroom to get her to shoot everywhere but below. I needed her to waste atleast 4 shots, 5 if I'm lucky. She shoots 3 shots. And says I'm not wasting another one. The police ain't coming and you gonna die. I yell back at the dizzy mouth frothing bytch, "I'm dreaming and fenna wake up. fukk you and suck my dikk" and then I woke up.

 

[King_Kamala61]

Evil Intent Eyes I stole from the Zombie in the credenza

 

[HarlemHottie]

As I geaux to grab the set if eyes a zombie like man walks in a out 5ft 6 and had dirty dust covered Bob Ross Afro.

 

[Fill Collins]

I ain't reading all that

 

[King_Kamala61]

I ain't reading all that

I know....

 

[King_Kamala61]

Dude was looking rough chére..like he came out the tomb from antiquity

 

[HarlemHottie]

Dude was looking rough chére..like he came out the tomb from antiquity

You have an interesting mind. I'd like to see your natal chart.

 

[King_Kamala61]

You have an interesting mind. I'd like to see your natal chart.

July 8th 1985
Shreveport, LA
DOB 10:04AM

My cartography is 7 of Diamonds..."born on the date of July 8th, it means you are born to play the 7 of Diamonds with a 7 of Hearts personality."

Tell what you think about my Natal Chart

 

[HarlemHottie]

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[King_Kamala61]

Do you know anything about astrology? I'm asking so I know how much to break it down.

I understand the houses..but I'm intelligent, I love to see what you see.

 

[Marks]

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Sounds like a prophetic dream of warning if you try to pursue a certain direction of life. If you are getting warned of something and seeing chaos surrounding you, 9 times out of 10 its God telling you to tread lightly and be careful.

No different from a dream I had where I was found dead in the middle of the alleyway near my grandparents house in Philly. To this very day it disturbed me due to the fact that I felt death being around the corner, from these youngins out of nowhere tried to get my attention the wrong way, the block changing for the worse, and fast forward a few years of me leaving Philly my grandfather and uncle died.

It was like God was trying to tell me "breh you need to leave or you will succumb to the death surrounding you"

Thankfully I did and to this day grateful for that dream as it protected me from what could have been....