Crazy Dream I had

King_Kamala61

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Dear Coli,

I had a dream I was back at Verizon, one coworker mentioned that they don't trust coworkers. I said why not we need each other for the tasks. I said I trust yall. They all gave me a look like, "yeaaah, you on your own there buddy". Then soon after a coworker who wasn't ugly Mama came to work, and her cleavage was out. I didn't know at the time it was her Mother cause she was only 8 yrs older than me. Anyway I commented on my Stepmama taking a tacky picture at JCPENNEY where her cleavage was out and then she gave the picture to a special Ed student to draw. I guess the girl thought I was looking at her Mama so she started the aggressive anger phases in transition. The woman walked by again next to my cubicle so I said, "Ma'am do you like art? She says, "Of course" so I show non nude art and the piece in the museum. She loved it. So the girl snaps, "John can you leave my Mother alone?" I said I was just her art, the same art I showed you. She says that I was undressing her sexually and tryna mack on her Mama. I definitely wasn't. I told her Mama she looks like an aesthete. And the big word grabbed her attention. Eventually the coworker started powering up and went on a tangent about me being a perv and me saying things that I didn't. I thought about those perverted things, that's it. I told her she can't use ESP and then blamed me for it when there wasn't any action behind those thoughts. Anyway her ex boyfriend was like chill out. Take your L cause she will take it further. So she heard that and snapped at him. I tried to talk myself out of it mentioning that I gave her the same play by play as all Black women here cause y'all are my targeted audience she got even more mad at me. I kept saying I was flirting with her Mama. I really wasn't honest as I told her and she exploded into anger. I told her about the story of my Stepmama who had her cleavage out and went to JCPENNEY and took those portrait pics and she gave it to a special Ed student to draw. Knowing damn well her 36 DDD cup breasts were showing. And that added fuel to the fire and I got called everything in the book about me being a pervert. I was genuinely tryna show my art off.
 

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OP, you want us to read all that

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i had a dream too. this dude in louisiana was having a decent art career before his Mark Robinson moments were uncovered by an intrepid reporter browsing internet hiphop and sports forums. sources say the artist in question's proclivity for areolas, elbows, and toes was then discovered, resulting in his agents dropping him, and his momma disconnecting the modem for good :damn:
 
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