Crazy/Pathetic Women

[Lavish]

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I remember back in the day when I was 18. I had this jamaican chick...2 months fresh into Toronto . I thought I struck gold. snatched her up before she got to know anyone or know the area

chick ended up being crazy as hell. tried to get pregnant and all type of sh!t. there was one episode...she was callin me back to fukkin back.

all my toronto brehs, I was ridin the bus from markham road and steeles to finch station..to go downtown. my american peeps..thats a 30-40 min bus ride. b!tch was calling back to back. soon as it hit my voicemail she'd call right back. got into the subway station to go downtown (no cellphone reception) and its 30 min subway ride to the mall. soon as I stepped out the subway my phone rang

miss cleo left mad messages talkin bout "you think im stupid..I see how you turned your phone off. it was ringing before now it goes straight to voicemail..."

it hurt, letting her go....she had that sideways puzzy.

 

[BrothaZay]

There is this girl im texting. Just yesterday she text me in the morning saying "this will be the last text i send you until you text me bacc" I didnt respond den liek 40 minutes later this bytch text bacc like twice

 

[Wesley Pipes quotes]

I'm dating some crazy chick who told me her ex keyed her car.

 

[Lavish]

I recently had this chick on bbm (before I switched to the galaxy ). she kept wanted to see me but I happened to be busy and couldnt make time for her. So she gets mad..and deletes me off bbm. I guess she was expecting me to call her and ask her why fukk that.

so I dont even bother. a few weeks goes by and she sends me a text message "how r u"

 

[BrothaZay]

I'm dating some crazy chick who told me her ex keyed her car.

Spoiler

Does it burn when you pee yet

 

[innocentdevil]

In before this turns into a "black women ain't sh*t" thread

 

[ROFL_GUY]

I'm dating some crazy chick who told me her ex keyed her car.

 

[DreadHead P]

I came home on leave one time right after me and my ex decided to end it for good. First night there, drunk and horny wit no one to call, I end up meetin this chick from the projects and smashing. I was home maybe 2 weeks, I only fukked her a couple of times but me and my boy spent a lot of time at her crib cause her mom's husband was cool as hell, nicca liked to drink henny, play spades, and listen to old funk records so we kicked it wit him hard. Guess that made the chick think it was more than it was. When I went back to Seattle the chick would call me and i would always use an excuse, "call me after 7, my minutes ain't free yet" (she was dumb, the three hour time difference confused her), but it got to the point where it was an everyday thing, after a while the fact that she kept callin me before 7 annoyed me even more than the fact that she just kept callin

 

[Liquid]

Day 1 - I am never talking to you again

Day 2 - I wish I never met you, you aint shyt.

Day 4 - Sorry Baby I did not mean anything I typed before, I love you...text me back.

 

[Ricky Church]

dumb bytch tried to get me to be her boyfriend, when all I was doing was being nice to the bytch cause from the get go she told me she decided to be "celibate" after her last boyfriend cheated on her.

she told me that and I was like this bytch ain't even fine to be working to crack her cootchie. and when she realized I wasn't serious about dating her she used to text me asking me what my plans were for the weekend, night or whatever, and then outta common courtesy when I asked "what about you" she'd tell me all these stories about her going out with this guy and that guy, tryna make me jealous

last time she hit me up was a few x-mas' ago saying we should link up...

 

[Lavish]

Day 1 - I am never talking to you again

Day 2 - I wish I never met you, you aint shyt.

Day 4 - Sorry Baby I did not mean anything I typed before, I love you...text me back.

 

[Ricky Church]

In before this turns into a "black women ain't sh*t" thread

why don't u entertain us with ur "psycho woman" stories, I know you got into cat-fights tryna steal other bytches men

 

[innocentdevil]

why don't u entertain us with ur "psycho woman" stories, I know you got into cat-fights tryna steal other bytches men

I'm not about that life

 

[AllHolosEve]

cant remember the exact numbers but i snapped on the chick, went to sleep, woke up to like 8 missed calls, 6 voice mails, 5 paragraph text messages...

 

[MikelArteta]

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I remember back in the day when I was 18. I had this jamaican chick...2 months fresh into Toronto . I thought I struck gold. snatched her up before she got to know anyone or know the area

chick ended up being crazy as hell. tried to get pregnant and all type of sh!t. there was one episode...she was callin me back to fukkin back.

all my toronto brehs, I was ridin the bus from markham road and steeles to finch station..to go downtown. my american peeps..thats a 30-40 min bus ride. b!tch was calling back to back. soon as it hit my voicemail she'd call right back. got into the subway station to go downtown (no cellphone reception) and its 30 min subway ride to the mall. soon as I stepped out the subway my phone rang

miss cleo left mad messages talkin bout "you think im stupid..I see how you turned your phone off. it was ringing before now it goes straight to voicemail..."

it hurt, letting her go....she had that sideways puzzy.

damn breh i wouldnt even go markham road and steeles to kennedy adn steeles for a chick