Crazy work sex stories
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CarbonBraddock
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So my wife divorced me bc my baby rental business fell through and we lost everything. I'd taken a job at little caesars as a pizza artist. I had been feeling down and had started lifting until I got to about 170 lbs at 6 feet with 10 percent bodyfat. If you don't know, this makes your body like that of a god compared to the average person. Also, I look like prime denzel but probably if you take half a point off. Anyway, it was about 9 50 pm and the hottest girl i'd ever seen came in and tried to place an order. She looked like a hawaiin mixed with an asian. Sadly, I had to shut her down bc the ovens was off.
She did a smiley pouty face then said she'd only forgive me on one condition. I said what and she whistled and five girls hotter than her walked in and immediately locked the door and began making love to me on the counter where the laminated menus and specials are. There are only 500 people in my hometown, which was helpful bc whoever walked by(goin perhaps to the public library next door) would've seen me strokin and plowin until like 3 that morning. At the time, I'd been watchin a lot of porn and got to try most of those positions. We also implemented the store's various culinary tools into our lovemaking. When it was over, I watched as they walked out sexily, then looked outside, and this is the best part, the bus they'd rode in on had the dallas cowboys emblem on it. I had just plowed like 6 dallas cheerleaders. This was all true and probably like 10 years ago by now.
She did a smiley pouty face then said she'd only forgive me on one condition. I said what and she whistled and five girls hotter than her walked in and immediately locked the door and began making love to me on the counter where the laminated menus and specials are. There are only 500 people in my hometown, which was helpful bc whoever walked by(goin perhaps to the public library next door) would've seen me strokin and plowin until like 3 that morning. At the time, I'd been watchin a lot of porn and got to try most of those positions. We also implemented the store's various culinary tools into our lovemaking. When it was over, I watched as they walked out sexily, then looked outside, and this is the best part, the bus they'd rode in on had the dallas cowboys emblem on it. I had just plowed like 6 dallas cheerleaders. This was all true and probably like 10 years ago by now.
