CarbonBraddock
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About a month ago i bought a blind 200 lb Vietnamese python. For the first few days, shyt was cool, i was feeding him the finest imported rats and mice. But times got hard and i got laid off at the condom factory cause they are outsourcing the condoms. Once this happened, i had to use a budget and put Belvis on a rice diet. He did not like that shyt, AT ALL. The first night, i was in the shower, and someone threw my game gear in there, hoping to electrocute me. I had my suspicions about who or what it was but i just laid low. But last night, shyt got real. I was in the basement playing Powerstone on Dreamcast and you already know your boy had every stone out that muthafukka, but i heard something whistle and when i looked up, two pythons came out the rafters like Vega in the animated street fighter movie.
Both them fakkits tackled me and we knocked over my lava lamp tower. My basement is like the mirror room from enter the dragon so we looked pretty wild. I had no time to waste cause they was trying to wrap around me, no homo, so i perfect plexed the first one, then, as the other one jumped at me, i elbowed his cranial nerve, which stiffened him up, no homo, and left him wide open for the goldberg jackhammer, which i held at the zenith for 10 seconds. As i stood above them weak fakkits, they was crying like bytches, then someone pulled the strap and i thought it was really the end. But thats when Tecmo, one of my wolves burst through the window and snapped both them snakes necks. He collapsed right after and i rushed him to the hospital. The doctor said he was poisoned by a snakebite, which i didnt know those kinds was poisonous, but they said he would have to be put down. So we are sittin here in the hospital and im gonna have to choke my own wolf out soon to put him out his misery. Today has not been good brehs, and i will have to get a refumd on that snake obviously. Just glad to be alive and taste victory yet again, which is my destiny. discuss.
Both them fakkits tackled me and we knocked over my lava lamp tower. My basement is like the mirror room from enter the dragon so we looked pretty wild. I had no time to waste cause they was trying to wrap around me, no homo, so i perfect plexed the first one, then, as the other one jumped at me, i elbowed his cranial nerve, which stiffened him up, no homo, and left him wide open for the goldberg jackhammer, which i held at the zenith for 10 seconds. As i stood above them weak fakkits, they was crying like bytches, then someone pulled the strap and i thought it was really the end. But thats when Tecmo, one of my wolves burst through the window and snapped both them snakes necks. He collapsed right after and i rushed him to the hospital. The doctor said he was poisoned by a snakebite, which i didnt know those kinds was poisonous, but they said he would have to be put down. So we are sittin here in the hospital and im gonna have to choke my own wolf out soon to put him out his misery. Today has not been good brehs, and i will have to get a refumd on that snake obviously. Just glad to be alive and taste victory yet again, which is my destiny. discuss.
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