Cutlery for the F*ckery: Haslam's Magical Landfill - 2016 Cleveland Browns Season Thread

[Remy LeBreh]

Cody fukking Kessler?????

Why the hell would we WASTE a pick on a guy that is going to be a career backup at best???? Other teams find Pro Bowl players in the third round!!!

Analytics, he's EXTREMELY accurate.

Except we have no safeties and need more help at linebacker

They're saying Ogbah can line up at LB

 

[jaguar paw]

Still trying to wrap my head around taking Kessler. In the 3rd round at that.

Everything else Im with.

 

[jaguar paw]

Except we have no safeties and need more help at linebacker

I think they were more focused on fixing the pass rush.

I know they believe in Campbell.

The front seven being highly functional in the pass rush and run stopping gives the secondary less time for receivers to get open.

 

[Arris]

not feeling the QB pick at all. otherwise good so far

 

[jaguar paw]

Aight, I'm a shut the fukk up.

 

[Heelmatic]

Analytics, he's EXTREMELY accurate.


They're saying Ogbah can line up at LB

Inside linebackers I should say.

Kessler is very accurate and doesn't turn it over. I'll trust Hue with this one, but we could've gotten him in the 4th.

 

[Eye Cue DA COLI GAWD]

Sashi was like this to Hue: "You want Kessler, when??? 3rd round???? Aight but nikka you go have to own this pick in front of the media ASAP"

 

[CurrencyChase]

Our last trade didn't make whole lotta sense. Basically traded our third 3rd round pick to give us a pick at the very end of the 4th round and a worse pick in the 3rd and the 5th.

Time to start picking some defensive backs and another receiver or two.

it's moneyball. they believe they can get their guy in the 4th. 4th rounds get paid less than 3rd rounds.

 

[Eye Cue DA COLI GAWD]

I think we go offense with #99 & #100

I want Booker and the South Carolina TE

Kessler excels throwing to the seams... lets get him the second TE to open our offense up.

EDIT: I also want Higgins or Boyd at WR

 

[Heelmatic]

I think we go offense with #99 & #100

I want Booker and the South Carolina TE

Kessler excels throwing to the seams... lets get him the second TE to open our offense up.

EDIT: I also want Higgins or Boyd at WR

We need to pickup a safety ASAP

 

[jaguar paw]

 

[Eye Cue DA COLI GAWD]

If invited to the Combine, Seth would have had the these TE rankings:

#1 Vertical (40 inches)
#1 Broad jump (10'5" while snowing)
#2 40 yard dash (4.68 while snowing)
#3 Bench press (22 reps)

 

[smitty22]

I guess yall addressing wr this draft

 

[Remy LeBreh]

I think we just set the record for WR's taken in a draft

 

[Eye Cue DA COLI GAWD]

Press conference with Coleman, Ogbah, Nassib, S. Coleman and Kessler was simply LIGHTS OUT.

Kessler and both Colemans were particularly impressive.