Da Official "Ion Give A Fu** Bout My Job" Thread

[shakobe]

Walmart: walked out went to the mall came back 2 hours later

Sprint callcenter:I was supposed to make coleslaw for a potluck party brought the individual sized coleslaw from captain d's

Had them fat bytches hot

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Pic please?

:blush:

Let me find a good one

 

[LimitedEdition]

I went to work high as giraffe p*ssy on 420.

 

[LimitedEdition]

My last job I got hurt at work, got workers comp, flew to daytona. Sounds regular right? I flew out the airport I worked at, waved at the manager when I left.

I went to work at another job, slept 4 hours, woke up and came out to the desk like I'd been at our other site LMAO

 

[beenz]

I went to the bahamas on vacation with no notice, came back to work a week later like nothing happened... Also I literally had not been into work since March 28th. Still Employed, might I add.

U must work for the state or something if they not noticing u being gone. The million dollar question is are u still getting paid tho?


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[Mac]

U must work for the state or something if they not noticing u being gone. The million dollar question is are u still getting paid tho?


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Still getting my gwap!!!!

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

what kinda jobs are yall working

I have a finance job in health care. I travel locally and basically come and go as I please.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Man, reminds me of my days. I'm currently unemployed, but at my last job I:

-Bought weed, on the clock and in the building, from a co-worker
-Split a 12 pack with a co-worker and drank on the job.
-Smoked during my lunch break.
-Took 1 hour lunches
-Came in drunk as fukk thinking I could work. I was only able to do work for an hour before 2 of my bosses, who were cool as fukk, decided I should just take the night off.
-Walked around like
-Clocked in early from lunch (we get 45 minutes, but it's under 30 where it's a violation for clocking in early.)
-Was a smart ass/a$$hole/dikk with co-workers and bosses.
-Ate food products like nothing.
-Would fukk around with co-workers like throw shyt at them, toss around a football or pull pranks.
-Took shyts when I wasn't on break and would stay in there for up to 20 minutes.
-Stop while working, browse my phone like nothing.

Did other shyt, too, I'm sure of. I was able to do this for 4 years.

Next job I get I can't be like that........................























until the time may come.

 

[Majestic Pape]

Man, reminds me of my days. I'm currently unemployed, but at my last job I:

-Bought weed, on the clock and in the building, from a co-worker
-Split a 12 pack with a co-worker and drank on the job.
-Smoked during my lunch break.
-Took 1 hour lunches
-Came in drunk as fukk thinking I could work. I was only able to do work for an hour before 2 of my bosses, who were cool as fukk, decided I should just take the night off.
-Walked around like
-Clocked in early from lunch (we get 45 minutes, but it's under 30 where it's a violation for clocking in early.)
-Was a smart ass/a$$hole/dikk with co-workers and bosses.
-Ate food products like nothing.
-Would fukk around with co-workers like throw shyt at them, toss around a football or pull pranks.
-Took shyts when I wasn't on break and would stay in there for up to 20 minutes.
-Stop while working, browse my phone like nothing.

Did other shyt, too, I'm sure of. I was able to do this for 4 years.

Next job I get I can't be like that........................























until the time may come.

I used to work at a grocery store and a lot of this seems like the shyt I used to do.

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

This is one of the better threads I've read in awhile

Can't contribute though cause I love my jobs

 

[Auger]

20 Mins? we off dat

I'm on that 1/2-2 Hour Lateness

They want to to get rid of me. they really do.

 

[LimitedEdition]

I shoulda had a second drink before I came to work tonight.

 

[Dre Space Age]

vaped something with a coworker it was way stronger than we thought we was giggling and googing off all day then to make matters worse we topped it off with a flask. this was during mask era thank God cuz we was cheesing all day

 

[Dre Space Age]

manager and i made dry ice bombs and was blowing up shyt behind the factory. that place got shut down by the feds a month later for another reason tho

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

I have a finance job in health care. I travel locally and basically come and go as I please.

Ten years later and nothing has changed lol