Dad Spends $900 on Full-Page Newspaper Dating Ad for His Son

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Salt Lake City bachelor Baron Brooks was surprised to learn that his father paid $900 on a dating advertisement that he wrote on Baron’s behalf in the Coeur d’Alene Press.

In the ad, Baron’s father, Arthur of Beverly Hills, Calif., indicates important qualities and “musts” these potential daughter-in-laws must have. Arthur describes Baron as “48 years old, live in Salt Lake City, and never been married.” While pictures are a necessity on newspaper dating ads, Arthur Brooks’ photograph of his son is admittedly outdated. The ad says, “I look just like my picture except now I have gray hair.”

Traits for the women range from “flexible” to rigid. Political beliefs, for instance, are non-negotiable. The ad states, “You must be politically conservative. This is very important to me. If you voted for Obama or plan to vote for Hillary you are not for me.” This may align with Arthur’s own political beliefs after he was allegedly drawn to Coeur d’Alene for itsconservative politics, according to The Spokesman Review. Another vital attribute includes height requirements: “I am 5’5” and if you are 5’8” & like to wear high heels it may not work.”

Brooks—a health shop owner—was fully unaware of his father’s actions. He claims, “My father did this without my consent. I can’t even describe to you how embarrassing and ridiculous this is.” Arthur Brooks apparently is suffering from long-term health problems and yearns for a grandchild to keep the family name.

Brooks may be “infuriated” about the process, but he is still allowing his father to interview potential candidates. Talk about a real meet-cute.

Dad Spends $900 on Full-Page Newspaper Dating Ad for His Son
 

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It states:

ABOUT YOU

You will probably be between

the ages of 34-38 but that can be flexible.

You will be attractive being height and weight

proportional. Ideally, you will have no children from previous

marriages but that is also flexible.

HERE ARE THE MUSTS

• You must be willing to move to Salt Lake City as that is where my business is located.

• You must be politically conservative. This is very important to me. If you voted for

Obama or plan to vote for Hillary you are not for me.

• I am 5’5” and if you are 5’8” & like to wear high heels it may not work.

• Religion is open.

• I would expect that if we have children you would be a stay at home mom.

ABOUT ME

I own two health food stores in Salt Lake City. I was born and raised in Los Angeles and

moved here ten years ago for my business. I am Jewish but not very religious in a formal

sense although I am spiritual. I own my own home.

I have asked my father to screen people for me. He will be at the Coeur d’Alene Resort.

You may call for an interview on my behalf on Friday June 24th at 208-765-4000.

When calling the Resort ask for Arthur Brooks. Interviews will take place

Saturday June 25th. Please bring a short one page description, background

and a current photo.

The end of the advertisement states:

This is absolutely not a scam. The person or persons selected

will be given round trip air ticket as well as first class

lodgings. You may bring a chaperone if you wish;

mother, father, friend, etc. Their expenses will also be

paid. We will go out on a dinner date and go

from there.

THIS IS A SERIOUS REQUEST

PLEASE BE SERIOUS AS WELL
 

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Single, never been married, mothers are in there.

A real freaking lame.
 
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