Dallas Cowboys Trade For Seahawks RB Christine Michael

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Pan over to third-year running back Christine Michael, who is looking at Pete, holding his pencil and notepad.

Narrator: One player who many have speculated might not make the team, is former second round pick Christine Michael who for some reason has just 52 carries over his first two seasons.

Pete: Guys, write this down.

Michael goes to put the pencil to paper to take notes, but fumbles the pencil to the floor.

CUT TO:

INT. MICHAEL'S HOUSE - DAY

Michael is just walking around his house, doing normal household things. He's in the kitchen making eggs in a frying pan.

Michael (voice-over): It's been a pretty chill summer but I'm ready to get back to work. You know, like, playing in practice and watching football games. I just want to prove that I belong out there.

Michael flips the eggs in the pan.

Michael: Not a lot of people know that I've got a lot of talents besides just playing football. For example, I'm an excellent cook.

At saying that, he drops the pan he's holding onto the kitchen floor, ruining the eggs.

Now he's in a designated art room, painting a self-portrait on a large canvas.

Michael: A passionate painter.

He drops the paint brush on the floor.

Michael: Whoops!

Then he briefly lays his right hand on the canvas for a solitary second and it too somehow falls onto the floor face first, hitting a stool which breaks right through it, ruining the piece.

Michael: Oh phooey!

Now he's in the garage.

Michael: And an experienced carpenter!

Out of frame he picks up a handsaw and turns it on. The camera guy and rest of the crew, scramble away from him.

Michael: Hey, where are you guys going?! I was gonna build you a night table!

Now Michael is just sitting on the couch in his living room, talking to camera.

Narrator: He also displayed another hidden talent this offseason, releasing the mixtape "Django: No Lies" under his rap name "CMike."

Michael: I just wanted to have something else I could-

Narrator: Don't do it.

Michael: -- drop.
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A fan written piece that shows how much Seahawks fans think of Michael. :laff: He ain't a bad dude though, I wish him luck in Dallas.
 
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the most overhyped backup RB since ben tate

maybe he'll do something now since he landed in the best possible spot for an RB
 
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For a conditional 7th rounder, you absolutely make that trade.
 
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