Damn Beards be out here really saving nikkas lives

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Go to a barber and get lined up champ

Nah, I'm good. I'm Picasso with a butter knife and.....​

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Nah, I'm good. I'm Picasso with a butter knife and.....​

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I actually got written up in a work release spot where I finished my time over this bullshyt. They made you shave over there and I was like y’all got me fukked up. They tried to make me cut my hair and shave for like a week and I was bucking on them folks. But then they came to me and tried to threaten me when sending me back and all kind of shyt, so I cut my hair. But I refused to shave. I told them I don’t put razors on my face so fukk that shyt. They had different COs try to come talk to me and I was telling all them nikkas I’m not shaving. So this one bytch as CO came to me with a thing of magic shave, which was pretty popular in there. I was like you got me fukked up, I’m not putting that shyt on my face. That shyt ain’t natural. shyt burning the hair off your face, hell naw. He was heated :mjlol: and starting getting mad and telling me I was gonna shave or else. So they sent me to the lil captains office or whatever the fukk that shyt was called. While I’m waiting, a nurse hear what’s going on and tell me I can get a medical note where I don’t have to shave and she gave me one a few days later and I was good:mjlol:
 

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I actually got written up in a work release spot where I finished my time over this bullshyt. They made you shave over there and I was like y’all got me fukked up. They tried to make me cut my hair and shave for like a week and I was bucking on them folks. But then they came to me and tried to threaten me when sending me back and all kind of shyt, so I cut my hair. But I refused to shave. I told them I don’t put razors on my face so fukk that shyt. They had different COs try to come talk to me and I was telling all them nikkas I’m not shaving. So this one bytch as CO came to me with a thing of magic shave, which was pretty popular in there. I was like you got me fukked up, I’m not putting that shyt on my face. That shyt ain’t natural. shyt burning the hair off your face, hell naw. He was heated :mjlol: and starting getting mad and telling me I was gonna shave or else. So they sent me to the lil captains office or whatever the fukk that shyt was called. While I’m waiting, a nurse hear what’s going on and tell me I can get a medical note where I don’t have to shave and she gave me one a few days later and I was good:mjlol:

Yeah...you can tell which brehs use that Magic Powder on a regular basis. Their beard region is discolored from the rest of their face and often looks inflamed.

I wouldn’t put that shyt in my face neither. When I do an actual clean “shave” (rarely do I ever. #beardgang), I use a Wahl Peanut. No bumps and it gets it pretty close.
 
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