I'm about 50 lbs overweight and the only reason I'm still attractive to women is because my beard game is strong...and I'm over 6 feet. A good beard can hide that weight gain in your face and keep you handsome.
I'm real with myself though...If I shaved my shyt I'd be done out here. Double chin, puffy face...it would be all bad.
I’m over 6 feet too but the beard shyt is an extra cheat code. I only had a beard for like 3 years now. I used to keep the five o clock shadow look cause it was just quick easy for me to shave it like that with the guards on my shaver. But one day I realized I hadn’t shaved for a while and just let it keep growing. Then all kind of women was complimenting me on it, talking bout, are you gonna keep the beard
and one time I’m walking down the street and a chick slow down her car and yell out I love your beard. I’m like damn, this what’s going on
Then I flew to Chicago and I’m in the little store in midway and one of the workers sexually harassed the fukk out of me and asked to touch my beard. Im playing it cool like and shyt and this bytch ask can she come home with me. I’m like
I had to tell the bytch I was gonna stop by on my flight out and holla at her to get her off me. After that I had to register for the full time beard gang membership. I already think I’m that nikka, but the beard gave me +10 playa points





