landlord gone come knocking on my door a hour ago...me and my hood ass cousin trell in da living room rolling backwoods..Landlord: (banging on door)
Benjamin, we need to speak about rent that's due tomorrow.Trell: (spills weed onto the floor, stands up mad)
BRO DIS nikka KNOCKING ALL HARD DISTRACTING ME BRO...WHO DA fukk DAT IS KNOCKING .me:
(whispering) chill cuz dats da landlord, he want rent but I spent it on trees ...chill he gone go away..Landlord: (walks to the front window and stares in right at me and trell sitting on the couch)
..EXCUSE ME BENJAMIN, YOU DO KNOW I CAN SEE YOU RIGHT?Me:
(walks over to the blinds and closes them in his face and then screams " WE NOT HOME COME BACK LATER..GOOD DAY SIR"landlord:
BENJAMIN..if you can't pay the rent maybe we can arrange something
Trell:
cuz what u and this nikka be on he sound like he want some bussy..hell goin on cuz
Me:
i should fire on you bro for even thinking dat gay shyt ...Trell: (reaches for gun) u should what?
Me:
nothing. Roll up so we can smoke Trell:
nikka dis my weed..u gets none of dis drig drag punk 
..I WILL KILL U NUCCA 
BLOW YO HEAD SMOOVE OFF.Me: But...I spent my rent on that trell what the hell
Trell: MARK!!
BUSTER!!
Me: (gets up and walks into the bathroom and closes the door) bytch ass nikka
nikkas selfish man..Trell: (yells from living room) WHAT U SAY CUZ?
Me: nothing bro I'm constipated
Trell: ROCK BACK N FORTH OL HOE ASS nikka
(starts coughing from hitting blunt)
DAMN NUCCA THIS bih HITTINlandlord: (starts screaming and banging on door) PAY THE RENT. PAY THE RENTTT
Trell: (opens door and starts pistol whipping landlord) STRIP nikka...STRIP..
Me: (I come outta the bathroom and walk to the living room, the landlord laying in the doorway in his drawls like
trell banging the door against his body trying to close the door) TRELL WAT DA HELL MANIS HE DEAD?Trell: (turns his back to me and hits me wit the
) why you kill your landlord for breh?Me:
nikka?Trell:
I got warrants cuz...(points gun at me)..pick the phone up and call 12, tell em u kilt yo landlord and wanna turn yourself in.Me:
nikka got jokes funny ass nikka .Trell: (fires a shot into the ceiling) nikka U THINK IM PLAYING?
Next thing we hear my upstairs neighbor crying, screaming "IM SHOT...OMG HOW DID I JUST GET SHOT IN THE FOOT
"trell: (tosses gun into my hands)
you a menace to society young man. You need to be eradicated for the betterment of mankind.Me:
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