Dan LeBatard's epic Pacer rant

[King P]

"Paul George, Paul George...sounds like 2 members of the Beatles...but guess whos got the RINGO"

"Way to name your team after something that starts a race, but doesn't finish it."

"We've got Dan Marino, you've got Dan Quayle"

"James Deen was born in Indiana. So dying in a car wreck at age 24 wasn't the worst thing that happened to him"

"Indiana is known as the mother of Vice Presidents. 5 Vice Presidents Indiana has produced...because when it comes to the balance of power in this country...Indiana is used to finishing 2nd."



Dan LeBatard da GOAT, b

 

[AkaDemiK]

good lawd @ the quotes...will listen later

 

[Jesus]

 

[kash10003]

roy hibbert looks like a 7'2" scarecrow

 

[Constellations]

Its unfair that Miami has the best ball player and the best media personality as well

 

[p00rky]

lol i love this guy and his dad

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

They're underwhelming as hell now. He should've just stopped after the first season. Could've learned from Lombardo. The Gawd called in twice. Dropped two of the greatest calls ever to talk radio and faded to black

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Gaaaaatdaaaamn Dan dropped that ETHER on Indiana

 

[ADLT]

 

[PortCityProphet]

that Abe Lincoln line

 

[TheGregReaper]

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Howd he go from a such a cornnball to a funny ass dude

 

[Greenhornet]

miami is only good for dumping my nut in

 

[Captain Crunch]

:wow2:

 

[Lee_Land]