Dancer’s hand ripped clean off in freak boating accident

Luke Cage · Feb 22, 2019

thecoli brehs

Single handedly made my day.

Don Diego · Feb 22, 2019

Hands down the best thread of the morning

:hubie:

KyokushinKarateMan · Feb 22, 2019

Demonic thread comments are demonic :demonic:

Raw Lyrics · Feb 22, 2019

Does she have info where you can donate? I would like to send her some hand-me-downs. :hhh:

old pig · Feb 22, 2019

Ask a Stupid Question said:
So is she missing both hands?

I thought so as well but they captioned the wrong photo for the article...they post it a few ways down...

Dafunkdoc_Unlimited · Feb 22, 2019

Steve Piffler · Feb 22, 2019

at least you can be sure that she doesn't have the clap.... :troll:

MikelArteta · Feb 22, 2019

I’m still confused at how this happens. Was her hand like hammered in like eeyore

Stir Fry · Feb 22, 2019

CreepyMcCreeperson · Feb 22, 2019

I applaud her optimism, and am glad she gave us a firm grasp of the situation.

Bart simpson · Feb 22, 2019

She lost her hand but on the other hand she's doing well...
:mjgrin:

AB Ziggy · Feb 22, 2019

Bart simpson said:
She lost her hand but on the other hand she's doing well...

Lame attempt at a joke :francis:

Bart simpson · Feb 22, 2019

AB Ziggy said:
Lame attempt at a joke

Meh Can't win them all...
:yeshrug:

NoMorePie · Feb 22, 2019

AB Ziggy said:
Lame attempt at a joke

Yeah it was a bit forced :francis:

Next time we'll give him a hand. :lolbron:

shyt, sorry. These puns are damn near automatic.