A few hours ago I was on my veranda talking with my uncle about these racc00ns ouchea. There is a bird sanctuary just a few blocks from me. If you walk the trails you may see natural racc00ns. Whereas on my block we have what I prefer to call, Garbage Pandas. Some of the biggest and fattest racc00ns I have ever seen in my life. I don't doubt they all got diabetes and high blood pressure. I don't trust those fury kunts.
Prior to Calvin Coolidge becoming president. Most folks ate racc00n on a regular and especially for Thanks Giving. Until President Calvin Coolidge was gifted a racc00n for the up and coming Thanks Giving holiday. President Coolidge was an animal lover who gave that racc00n a name and made it a White House pet. Subsequently since then most folks who celebrate Thanks Giving eat turkey. Look it up.