MillionMills
Superstar
Fellas, let's just assume these things as facts and it will make our dating lives a whole lot easier. When meeting a woman for the first time, make these assumptions:
1. Every female has a body count of 10-20. Anything less is golden. Anything more is toot and boot.
2. Every female has been asked to, or actually has, fukked with another female
3. No matter how honest she is, she will lie about at least 1 thing in her past
4. Every female has done something they regret and has tried hard to erase it from memory, you will almost never know the truth about whatever this instance is
5. The freakier they are, the more sexual partners she's had. Just gotta deal with it.
6. There is a 50% chance she has been raped/molested
7. There is a 15% chance she has been pregnant and either lost the child or had an abortion
8. She has let a nikka fukk on the first date and/or had a one night stand (possibly raw)
9. She has had vacation dikk at least once in her life
10. She has once dated a nikka that treated her like complete shyt
Accept these statements as facts, and she wont be able to disappoint you
1. Every female has a body count of 10-20. Anything less is golden. Anything more is toot and boot.
2. Every female has been asked to, or actually has, fukked with another female
3. No matter how honest she is, she will lie about at least 1 thing in her past
4. Every female has done something they regret and has tried hard to erase it from memory, you will almost never know the truth about whatever this instance is
5. The freakier they are, the more sexual partners she's had. Just gotta deal with it.
6. There is a 50% chance she has been raped/molested
7. There is a 15% chance she has been pregnant and either lost the child or had an abortion
8. She has let a nikka fukk on the first date and/or had a one night stand (possibly raw)
9. She has had vacation dikk at least once in her life
10. She has once dated a nikka that treated her like complete shyt
Accept these statements as facts, and she wont be able to disappoint you
