Dear Diary It's 5:50 in the morning and i just went to McDonald's.....

[cyndaquil]

Stop spying on me

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

McGriddles slap

My first time having one and it was a mistake and miracle all at the same time.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

@Rhapscallion Démone

Nah. I got the cheat code tho. Get a bacon egg Mac griddle and a chicken Mac griddle….and take the chicken patty and put it in the bacon egg griddle

You the Mcgriddle connoisseur

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

My first time having one and it was a mistake and miracle all at the same time.

Happy accident

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

McGriddles slap smack

Ima “slap” you if you say anything besides music slaps again

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

Ima “slap” you if you say anything besides music slaps again

Not before i pimp slap you back to whatever hole you crawled out of bytch

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Not before i pimp slap you back to whatever hole you crawled out of bytch

Let’s go!

…I’m fina have this mf looking like Robin

 

[drederick tatum]

I keep getting my dikk sucked by a bytch with terrible breath. No lie it smells like all she does is suck dikk. I even gave her a mint the first time but it didn't do a damn thing. Super soaker sloppy tho

I'm just now walking back in the house from dropping her off at the crib cuz she gotta go to work, and I'll be damned, her breath stank again!!! She was too shy to fukk the first time and this time she was on her period (she has a child before y'all start with the transformer sht) so I have no idea how her box smells but it can't be that great if she allows her mouth to smell like a penis graveyard.










tl;Dr I gotta bush this bytch with terrible breath but the head is ELITE it's hard to find the strenf to walk away, don't judge me brehs

I was about to neg you because you been on some real weird shyt recently, and you are not representing the city well. So I'ma just tell you to get your shyt together.

Get your shyt together.

 

[BBG]

I was about to neg you because you been on some real weird shyt recently, and you are not representing the city well. So I'ma just tell you to get your shyt together.

Get your shyt together.

Yo lame ass up nikka who is you to be representing for some sht stay in a child's place lil boy it's grown folks talkin


It's 2025 Imma chill. But respectfully I don't need and didn't request your advice nikka I'm up, be well beloved

 

[tuckgod]

I asked for a crispy Chicken Biscuit combo with a apple pie and these fools gave me a Chicken Mcgriddle......why I ain't know that's what my life was missing? I couldn't even get mad because after I bit into it

I guess the moral of this shyt is what you want ain't always what you need.

 

[drederick tatum]

Yo lame ass up nikka who is you to be representing for some sht stay in a child's place lil boy it's grown folks talkin


It's 2025 Imma chill. But respectfully I don't need and didn't request your advice nikka I'm up, be well beloved

All that bullshyt strikethrough suggests you do need it. Get your shyt together. And I say that with all the respect you deserve.

 

[maxamusa]

I remember me and a jump off use to hit McDonalds breakfast in the AM.....more than once she would open her car door and puke before we hit the window

 

[maxamusa]

Dear diary.. today I kicked a puppy