Dear Russia, Thank You.

[b_low_brown]

Thank you for hacking her advisers and having her adopt a Syrian no-fly-zone policy that would have started WWIII.

Thank you for hacking into Debbie Wasserman Schultz' mind and making her favor Hillary unfairly.

Thank you for hacking into the DNC and making them rig every primary without a paper trail against Bernie.

Thank you for hacking her social media handlers and making them tweet "Imagine President Trump..."

Thank you for hacking into her past and making her a homophobic moral scold who said Doom turns kids into serial killers.

Thank you for hacking into the American public and making them care more about their security, prosperity, and future than they care about divisive subgroup identities or letting in huge waves of radical Muslims who could be perfectly happy in a dozen Islamic theocracies closer to their nation of origin.

Seriously, your skills with the cyber are amazing. We could never have done this without you!

 

[Freedman]

Is that you Donald Trump

 

[the cac mamba]

 

[b_low_brown]

Is that you Donald Trump

Is that you John podesta

 

[Gonzo]

Brehs don't know a damn thing about them Russian certs

 

[TRFG]

Sincerely Yours,

The RealfG

 

[levitate]

Be facetious about serious international hacking and tampering with American democracy, brehs.

 

[Bay Area]

Trump voters are choosing to sink with the ship no matter what

 

[b_low_brown]

Be facetious about serious international hacking and tampering with American democracy, brehs.

 

[jalamanta]

Thank you for hacking her advisers and having her adopt a Syrian no-fly-zone policy that would have started WWIII.

Thank you for hacking into Debbie Wasserman Schultz' mind and making her favor Hillary unfairly.

Thank you for hacking into the DNC and making them rig every primary without a paper trail against Bernie.

Thank you for hacking her social media handlers and making them tweet "Imagine President Trump..."

Thank you for hacking into her past and making her a homophobic moral scold who said Doom turns kids into serial killers.

Thank you for hacking into the American public and making them care more about their security, prosperity, and future than they care about divisive subgroup identities or letting in huge waves of radical Muslims who could be perfectly happy in a dozen Islamic theocracies closer to their nation of origin.

Seriously, your skills with the cyber are amazing. We could never have done this without you!

From Russia with love.

You're welcome, yankees.

 

[levitate]

I am hearing disturbing rumors of Russia supporting the candidate who just selected a Secretary of State that lies in bed with Russia.

 

[SubZero]

Be facetious about serious international hacking and tampering with American democracy, brehs.

Isn't American foreign policy also built around interference?

Pot and kettle.

 

[b_low_brown]

I am hearing disturbing rumors of Russia supporting the candidate who just selected a Secretary of State that lies in bed with Russia.

Friends with Putin = in bed with russia? Show me how Exxon really puts Russia first breh or can two grown ass men not be cool with each other?

No seriously tell me how he's in bed with
Russia.

Y'all have been running on rumors and hearsay all year let's smarten up

 

[Biscayne]

"Thank you for making America care about their security, prosperity, and future before divisive sub-group identities or letting in huge waves of radical Muslims"

But isn't Trump's voting base made up entirely of sub-group?

BlueLivesMatter

NRA

Alt-Right(lemme guess a liberal media creation..)

NeverHillary'ers



And isn't using anti-muslim, anti-immigrant rhetoric being divisive and sub-dividing American citizens?



Am I missing something?



Am I being trolled?

 

[Celerii]