When we ask you out, its not because we think you did well on your SAT. We are asking you out because we want to fukk the hell out of you. So stop pretending that we like you as a person when we dont even know you.
The longer you hold out, the lower our interest level goes. Think about it. We meet you at a party. We spend the evening talking to you. Through our conversation we discover that you are very cool and interesting. Obviously we find you attractive, or we wouldnt be talking to you in the first place (exclusions made for very drunk conversations).
As the night comes to a close we take you home where you promptly fukk our brains out. Now, heres the question; do you really think we get up the next morning and think to ourselves "Well, shes a dime, shes cool, and shes interesting, But I cant get with her because she fukked me when I wanted her to?"
Ladies, ITS NEVER HAPPENED!!!!!!!
If we dont call you back, its because we dont like you. Hell, if youre a good enough fukk, we might even call you back when we dont like you.
fukking us only improves your odds of a call back. Holding out makes you less attractive. Which is your preference? (No, there are no other options) When youre in bed with a guy, and hes not doing something right, dont just take it, and dont just avoid it. Tell us what the heck you want. This may come as a surprise to you, but the same stuff you dont like, was exactly what last nights girl loved.
Newsflash; youre all freakin different and unless you tell us what you like,
we dont have a damn clue and were just running through our bag of tricks
hoping to get lucky. Next time, you tell us what to suck, where to suck,
how hard to suck, and for how long. Trust me, were okay with that.
We know you like to have sex, and we know that you are conflicted by some antiquated rule that your mothers taught you, something about, its not acceptable for you to just want to have sex. Trust me on this one, its totally okay for you to want to have sex, and we will help you out.
When it comes to picking up a guy, its really easy, all you have to do is communicate clearly. Damn, Im sorry, I forgot who I was talking to. Okay, here is what you do. You find a guy and repeat this line to him:
"Hi, I find you attractive and I would like to take you home."
I promise that you wont have to say this line to more than two guys before you have what you want. You dont think so? Fine, try it, then send me a private message and tell me how wrong I am.
Guys are very simple. When were thirsty, we want a drink; when were hungry, we want to eat; when were tired, we want to sleep; and when were horny, we want to fukk. Is that really so damn hard?
Guys think that women who expect us to pay for dinners, drinks, movies, clubs, etc. before you go down on us, are whores. We know this because we have had girls sleep with us because they wanted to, not because we bought them off.
Your p*ssy is no better than the one we had last night, so stop thinking youre special.
This is very important, so read this carefully.
It is very rare that a guy goes out looking for a relationship. This is just how we are different from you. This is how it works for us: We go out and date women. As we go about this we meet lots of different women, some we like, some not so much. The odds are that eventually we come across a woman that we really enjoy being around. Because of that we seek to spend more time with her. By definition, the more time we spend with her, the less time we have available to spend with other women. And then, one day, we wake up and realize we have a girlfriend. What does this mean to you? Simple, it means that the best way to get a boyfriend is by being so cool, so good in bed, so fun, so sexy, so attractive that we want to spend more time with you. If you find that guys dont really want to spend that kind of time with you, it may be because you Cant Understand Normal Thinking. Consider making drastic changes.
YOU are responsible for your own orgasms. If youre not getting off, check yourself before you blame us. Sure, some guys are so bad, they cant get the job done, but lets face it, when youre laying on your back and were pumping away, youre not doing a lot for us, were doing all the work. So dont be shocked when we bust a nut and youre left wanting. Get your act together and make sure you get yours!
Thank you ladies...
Sharp
P.S. The book is dropping beginning of next year, support the movement.
The longer you hold out, the lower our interest level goes. Think about it. We meet you at a party. We spend the evening talking to you. Through our conversation we discover that you are very cool and interesting. Obviously we find you attractive, or we wouldnt be talking to you in the first place (exclusions made for very drunk conversations).
As the night comes to a close we take you home where you promptly fukk our brains out. Now, heres the question; do you really think we get up the next morning and think to ourselves "Well, shes a dime, shes cool, and shes interesting, But I cant get with her because she fukked me when I wanted her to?"
Ladies, ITS NEVER HAPPENED!!!!!!!
If we dont call you back, its because we dont like you. Hell, if youre a good enough fukk, we might even call you back when we dont like you.
fukking us only improves your odds of a call back. Holding out makes you less attractive. Which is your preference? (No, there are no other options) When youre in bed with a guy, and hes not doing something right, dont just take it, and dont just avoid it. Tell us what the heck you want. This may come as a surprise to you, but the same stuff you dont like, was exactly what last nights girl loved.
Newsflash; youre all freakin different and unless you tell us what you like,
we dont have a damn clue and were just running through our bag of tricks
hoping to get lucky. Next time, you tell us what to suck, where to suck,
how hard to suck, and for how long. Trust me, were okay with that.
We know you like to have sex, and we know that you are conflicted by some antiquated rule that your mothers taught you, something about, its not acceptable for you to just want to have sex. Trust me on this one, its totally okay for you to want to have sex, and we will help you out.
When it comes to picking up a guy, its really easy, all you have to do is communicate clearly. Damn, Im sorry, I forgot who I was talking to. Okay, here is what you do. You find a guy and repeat this line to him:
"Hi, I find you attractive and I would like to take you home."
I promise that you wont have to say this line to more than two guys before you have what you want. You dont think so? Fine, try it, then send me a private message and tell me how wrong I am.
Guys are very simple. When were thirsty, we want a drink; when were hungry, we want to eat; when were tired, we want to sleep; and when were horny, we want to fukk. Is that really so damn hard?
Guys think that women who expect us to pay for dinners, drinks, movies, clubs, etc. before you go down on us, are whores. We know this because we have had girls sleep with us because they wanted to, not because we bought them off.
Your p*ssy is no better than the one we had last night, so stop thinking youre special.
This is very important, so read this carefully.
It is very rare that a guy goes out looking for a relationship. This is just how we are different from you. This is how it works for us: We go out and date women. As we go about this we meet lots of different women, some we like, some not so much. The odds are that eventually we come across a woman that we really enjoy being around. Because of that we seek to spend more time with her. By definition, the more time we spend with her, the less time we have available to spend with other women. And then, one day, we wake up and realize we have a girlfriend. What does this mean to you? Simple, it means that the best way to get a boyfriend is by being so cool, so good in bed, so fun, so sexy, so attractive that we want to spend more time with you. If you find that guys dont really want to spend that kind of time with you, it may be because you Cant Understand Normal Thinking. Consider making drastic changes.
YOU are responsible for your own orgasms. If youre not getting off, check yourself before you blame us. Sure, some guys are so bad, they cant get the job done, but lets face it, when youre laying on your back and were pumping away, youre not doing a lot for us, were doing all the work. So dont be shocked when we bust a nut and youre left wanting. Get your act together and make sure you get yours!
Thank you ladies...
Sharp
P.S. The book is dropping beginning of next year, support the movement.
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