Demonic Craigslister offering spare "Dark Knight Rises" ticket in exchange for sex

[Return of the Jedi]

Craigslister Offers Spare Dark Knight Ticket In Exchange For Sex

Most people are going to write an ad like this and mention how "I expect nothing of you other than the pleasure of your company." Not the case here. You're going to have to f*ck me. Again: maybe a lot. Sorry.

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE DARK F*CKING KNIGHT F*CKING RISES HERE, PEOPLE.

I am not giving this ticket away without getting f*cked.

At least dude is honest

 

[kash10003]

hilarious. but yea, the best of craigslist is a great fun read when you are really bored

 

[patscorpio]

at the dude in the comments who couldn't figure out what t__nt was in that article

 

[SwagmundFreud]

So roney...

 

[Stress Welker]

I normally expect sex after taking a date to the movies too.

 

[HHR]

I may have an extra IMAX ticket.....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[88m3]

I'm entertained

 

[ahomeplateslugger]

desperate times call for desperate measure

 

[yseJ]

think about what kind of a bytch would fukk you brainless for an imax batman movie ticket....okay get the visual brehs ?

shyt is tho

 

[Bud Bundy]

great idea.

I am about to make a post

 

[Return of the Jedi]

think about what kind of a bytch would fukk you brainless for an imax batman movie ticket....okay get the visual brehs ?

 

[marcuz]

funny part is he aint lying

some slunt will hit him up and give up the snatch

 

[marcuz]

think about what kind of a bytch would fukk you brainless for an imax batman movie ticket....okay get the visual brehs ?

shyt is tho

i use to make fake craigslist post as a middle aged white guy, you'd be surprised.

 

[Black]

how many of you nikkas going to see this tonight? I gotta avoid this forum tonight I figure. I'm going in the morning.

 

[88m3]

think about what kind of a bytch would fukk you brainless for an imax batman movie ticket....okay get the visual brehs ?

shyt is tho

A lot more than you would expect chicks are easy as sin even the good looking ones you would never expect.


They'll fukk ya for a bottle of vodka