Describe The Average Coli Dudes Life

[Rawtid]

just started, i can tell it will take lots of practice

Well good luck with it. Practice makes perfect and <insert other corny line of encouragement>.

 

[Chris.B]

just started, i can tell it will take lots of practice

yup but you will be glad you did.....nothing better than walking into a job interview and running circles around the interviewer.

They will treat you like a gawd from day one.

Let these IT certs haters hate. They are probably typing from moms basement anyway

 

[Anothergirl]

Weekdays:

*Goes to six-figure engineering job during the day*

*Gets off, moonlights as a doctor*

*Goes home, plays Xbox, watches anal porn, and rigorously studies the intricacies of the music business*

Weekends:

*Goes to second six-figure job in IT and spends break/lunch time studying to obtain 47 additional certs*

*Then goes to club on Saturday night and only fukks dimes*

*Spends Sundays with girlfriend who knows he cheats on her and whose p*ssy he refuses to eat.*

*Takes said girlfriend out to $75 dinner with excellent service but leaves no tip*

yo...i'm fukking dead...

 

[Renkz]

Weekdays:

*Goes to six-figure engineering job during the day*

*Gets off, moonlights as a doctor*

*Goes home, plays Xbox, watches anal porn, and rigorously studies the intricacies of the music business*

Weekends:

*Goes to second six-figure job in IT and spends break/lunch time studying to obtain 47 additional certs*

*Then goes to club on Saturday night and only fukks dimes*

*Spends Sundays with girlfriend who knows he cheats on her and whose p*ssy he refuses to eat.*

*Takes said girlfriend out to $75 dinner with excellent service but leaves no tip*

 

[Illuminatos]

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Stop trying to derail the thread nikka

Ya'll don't have that thing on ignore yet?

 

[radio rahiem]

I actually live that that tho. no

i knew you was but not THAT

but on the real tip..i'm like the anti coli poster
or

 

[Non Sequitur]

Damn, ****, anotherc00n, and electric fur aka "bytch with no intestines and two club feet" all in one thread