Describe your last experience at a stripclub thread

nalej

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drove down with a few of my boys to portland for the night. They are know for their stripclubs, literally got one on every block in downtown. Went to one called Spyce. Small venue and the place itself was not that great but they had a great mix of dancers and lots of them. Ratio was probably like 1 dancer for every 8 people there which was high since the place was packed. I pick a cute latina chick to give a lapdance to one of my boys and a big titty white chick to give a lapdance to my other boy. All the while looking to see who I was gonna pick. Ended up with this petite goth looking chick. Why not try something out of the regular. She takes me to where they do the dance and it's like a long bench that's sectioned out for each dancer to do their thing. So I sit down and she starts dancing and across facing me is another bench. This other dude was getting a dance on that side and we gave each other a :smugfavre: smirk. I was lit up by then, btw another great thing about portland clubs is you can drink liquor inside, which makes it way more fun. Anyways she starts sitting on my lap and putting her b cup titties right in my face so what does my drunk ass do but start sucking on the nipples :sadbron: After we went to a regular danceclub which was live as well. My friend caught a cold the next day and he said he prob caught it from sucking on stripper tittie and my other boy said naw it was probably from the last guy that sucked on em :pachaha:
 

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After a chick gave me a dance,
she was already drunk,
she drank some more,
security told her to go home,
she got in a argument with him,
they started pushing each other,
then both started choking,
each other,
she ended up,
bitting off his bottom lip,
he ran to the back,
garbed a shotgun.
While all of this was happening,
I picked up money off of the floor and stage.
 
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