describe your perfect female

Blackking

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I know what you nikkas dont like. I see all this hating on certain mentalities, styles, body types, hair , etc. All these generalizations...

So what would the perfect women have? Close to perfect
 

Mr. Negative

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A Mississippi Cotton Field
not fat

well read (not just "urban" books and the bible)

open minded

smart mouthed

true nerd, dabbles in all that nerdy shyt

music junkie

I like petite women, but it's not a deal breaker.

no kids.

somewhat of a foodie.
 

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Phat ass

Tig ol bitties
Curly hair :mjpls:

Has a degree

Can cook & bake

Is down to produce 12 kids

Is at least 5'10
 

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Phi Chi Connection
5'6
Keeps hair done
In Shape
Slim Thick
Brown complextededed
Has a solid work history
Dark or quirky sense of humor
 

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Not too bothered on looks, but obviously want to be attracted to her

But she must have similar music taste, because then we will always have something to talk bout (music is my life btw, no homo)

Would prefer her to be around 5ft though
 

Blackking

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Brown or dark skinned.. everyone that knows me would be shocked cuz I have light bms and exes..

Taller than 5... less than 5 10"

Skim waist and nice stomach.

Fat ass.

Dont care too much about titties.. but at least bcup.

Conscious and pro black independent of appeasing me.

Career or business.

Knows when to back down and shut up... but also knows when to speak up when I need her help.

Prefer natural hair ... at least most the time.

Puts on lotion daily. Never leaves house busted... doesn't need makeup but knows how to apply it.

Sucks a mean dikk... and dont have to let her KNOW when imma nut..

p*ssy so good that its hard to pull out.

Will say "damn" when I see her ... even after a while....

Cooks a variety of foods, tries to be healthy.

Will clean daily, but won't let me be messy.

Isnt weak.. but understands that submissiveness isnt weak...

Forgiving.

Loyal.

Will get pissed if she even thinks someone is trying to disrespect her man.

Not a virgin... but not a hoe or smut.

p*ssy can get wet w o a bunch of work... but loves getting box ate.

Freak.

Barely interested in social media.
 

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Fábrica Robótica De La Madre
4’11’’ to 5’1’’
Brown skin
Brown eyes and long dark natural hair
Thick, big titties and a fat ass
Full lips
Perfect eyebrows without drawing them on
Dependable, loyal and responsible
Doesn’t mind the trees and has a blunt rolled every morning
Cooks and cleans
Swallows and freaky as a muthafukka
Open minded
Sarcastic and can joke around, dark sense of humor a plus
Music, movie and video game buff, nerdish if possible
Likes to cuddle and is on that romantic tip
Doesn’t like to argue or look for drama
Helps me be a better person and stands by my side no matter what
forgiving
doesnt care about social media
 
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