BREAKING NEWS: ONE STAR, BROTHER!
THIS JUST IN: NEG REP, DUDE!
They take turns destroying our country,
Offers over 1 billion
Speaker's offer: 800 billion
Final Offer:
600 billion
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NAME A YEAR IN THE PAST WHEN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WAS AN OVERALL BETTER COUNTRY THAN IT IS TODAY, BROTHER!
1999, WHEN THE MILITARY WOULD PIN A MEDAL ON YOUR FOR KILLING A MAN BUT FIRE YOU FOR fukkING ONE, DUDE?
1989, WHEN THE DRUG WAR BULLshyt WAS IN FULL SWING, MEAN GENE?
1979, WHEN IT WAS STILL INCONCEIVABLE THAT THE PRESIDENT COULD BE ANYONE OTHER THAN AN OLD WHITE MAN, CHAMP?
1969, WHEN BEING A CIVIL RIGHTS LEADER KNOWN BY HIS INITIALS WOULD GET YOU MURDERED, TOUGH GUY?
1959, WHEN THE KU KLUX KLAN STILL OPERATED WITH IMPUNITY, JACK?
1949, WHEN THE MEMORY OF RACIST INTERNMENT CAMPS WAS STILL FRESH IN THE MINDS OF JAPANESE AMERICANS, CHIEF?
1939, WHEN HOMEGROWN FASCISTS AND EVEN PROMINENT BUSINESSMEN OPENLY SUPPORTED THE NAZIS, MISTER?
1929, ON THE EVE OF THE GREAT DEPRESSION WHERE CHILDREN STARVED TO DEATH ACROSS THE COUNTRY, PAL?
1919, WHEN THOSE CHILDREN WOULD HAVE BEEN WORKING, SOOT COVERED AND PAID PENNIES, IN FACTORIES, AMIGO?
AND DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SAY THIS COUNTRY LOOKS "DESTROYED" COMPARED TO ANYTHING THAT WAS HAPPENING PRIOR TO THAT, SON?
I AM A REAL AMERICAN, BROTHER! I'VE NEVER BEEN PERFECT, I'VE MADE HORRIFIC MISTAKES, I WAS BORN IN GREAT SIN AND MATURED IN HATEFUL AGONY, BUT I SWEAR ON ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BELIEVE IN THAT I WILL FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN, DUDE! I'LL FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT! I'LL FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE, BROTHER!
THE IDEAL IS SLOWLY AND LABORIOUSLY COMING TO FRUITION!
HUlk Hogan is the sole reason I have cheered heels instead of faces my entire life.
NAME A YEAR IN THE PAST WHEN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WAS AN OVERALL BETTER COUNTRY THAN IT IS TODAY, BROTHER!
1999, WHEN THE MILITARY WOULD PIN A MEDAL ON YOUR FOR KILLING A MAN BUT FIRE YOU FOR fukkING ONE, DUDE?
1989, WHEN THE DRUG WAR BULLshyt WAS IN FULL SWING, MEAN GENE?
1979, WHEN IT WAS STILL INCONCEIVABLE THAT THE PRESIDENT COULD BE ANYONE OTHER THAN AN OLD WHITE MAN, CHAMP?
1969, WHEN BEING A CIVIL RIGHTS LEADER KNOWN BY HIS INITIALS WOULD GET YOU MURDERED, TOUGH GUY?
1959, WHEN THE KU KLUX KLAN STILL OPERATED WITH IMPUNITY, JACK?
1949, WHEN THE MEMORY OF RACIST INTERNMENT CAMPS WAS STILL FRESH IN THE MINDS OF JAPANESE AMERICANS, CHIEF?
1939, WHEN HOMEGROWN FASCISTS AND EVEN PROMINENT BUSINESSMEN OPENLY SUPPORTED THE NAZIS, MISTER?
1929, ON THE EVE OF THE GREAT DEPRESSION WHERE CHILDREN STARVED TO DEATH ACROSS THE COUNTRY, PAL?
1919, WHEN THOSE CHILDREN WOULD HAVE BEEN WORKING, SOOT COVERED AND PAID PENNIES, IN FACTORIES, AMIGO?
AND DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SAY THIS COUNTRY LOOKS "DESTROYED" COMPARED TO ANYTHING THAT WAS HAPPENING PRIOR TO THAT, SON?
I AM A REAL AMERICAN, BROTHER! I'VE NEVER BEEN PERFECT, I'VE MADE HORRIFIC MISTAKES, I WAS BORN IN GREAT SIN AND MATURED IN HATEFUL AGONY, BUT I SWEAR ON ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BELIEVE IN THAT I WILL FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN, DUDE! I'LL FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT! I'LL FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE, BROTHER!
THE IDEAL IS SLOWLY AND LABORIOUSLY COMING TO FRUITION!
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