Did the women in your fam try to indoctrinate you with simp tendencies as a youngin?

[cleanface coney]

This was in college.


First she asked me if the girl was stupid and I said yeah. I was told to hit her up randomly like at 12:30 AM and tell her(not ask) to go bring something to eat. If she said no, cuss her out and ignore her until she feel did something wrong. If she does it, find something wrong with what she brought and yell at her...then ignore her to make her feel like she did something wrong. bytch refused and I told her she was all types of punk bytches and motherfukkers, hung up and ignored her calls and texts for a week.





It worked

lol put dat pressure on her azz bytch aint have the clutch gene she aint know what to do with the ball

 

[Ohene]

21, and to this day my mom tells me to leave girls alone period. thinks I'm too young and that I need to handle my school, career and shyt first.

too old fashioned so i dont bother talking to my mom bout shyt. My sister didnt teach me growing up but if I ever ask her something now she gives me that knowledge.

 

[fendi_mane]

Hell nah, my mom put me on game from an early age. She taught me to treat a lady as she should be treated but don't be a fool for a b1tch either.

 

[OGmittee]

Naw my mama taught me to be #hardonhoes to be honest. I was smashing and dashing hoes in high school and she knew that and was cool wit it as long as I didn't bring no baby home but I fukked around and got my girl pregnant tho.

word. my mom was the same way, she never really gave a fukk what I was doing with girls. Ya she'd give me shyt when I wake up and she sees me with a girl butt naked in my bed but And after a while shyt was almost comedy "Ohh myyy godd", "why do you continue to do this!" Meanwhile its the first time i hung out with the chick. My mom always had a weird thing about me fukkin chicks in "her" house, she just much rather me be at the chicks house bustin nuts.

 

[Dreamzeedream]

This was in college.


First she asked me if the girl was stupid and I said yeah. I was told to hit her up randomly like at 12:30 AM and tell her(not ask) to go bring something to eat. If she said no, cuss her out and ignore her until she feel did something wrong. If she does it, find something wrong with what she brought and yell at her...then ignore her to make her feel like she did something wrong. bytch refused and I told her she was all types of punk bytches and motherfukkers, hung up and ignored her calls and texts for a week.





It worked

what other game did she put u on

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

i remember one time my mother suggested that i rub the feet of any girl i'm in love with but my father cancelled her out quickly and essentially told me "don't rub no woman's feet" (really he meant random hoes' feet) or if you're gonna rub some woman's feet it better be your mothers since she birthed you (take care of your family first). i couldn't really argue with that because it's real and it was probably one of the few times my father ever said anything to me about dealing with women. he always knew i would know how to treat women right because we were surrounded by them when i was growing up (i have three sisters plus my mother). the few tidbits of information he dropped here and there were to make sure i didn't get manipulated because i have natural respect for women. i swear every week that goes by i remember some little random piece of advice he gave and it rings true even more as i get older.

now, that doesn't mean that i haven't fukked up a few times along the way but at least i learn as quickly as possible...

 

[Sharp]

Nope, the women in my family kept it 100. It's usually your female friends trying to push that simp shyt on you. Women who care about you would never want you to be a sucker.

 

[Nintendough]

what other game did she put u on

:mjplz:


You gotta make a chick cry, legit hate you every 2 weeks. She'll be so worried about pleasing you she wont have time to get bored or have hoe thoughts.



Surprise nut in her once if she is on BC and watch her reaction. If she just kinda nervous but not too upset, she bout it. If she act a fool and flip out about it, she full of shyt and you can't trust her.

 

[AAKing23]

Of course they did. They stayed on that, "Always be a gentleman, always let the lady to ______, always give the lady _____, no white women... etc."

Pops stayed giving them the tho, so I didn't end up a p*ssy.

This.



My moms or female realtives would always be trying to fillm my head with some simp shyt and my pops would be looking like GTFOH

That's why you need both parents in the household so you don't become become filled with bullshyt from one parent.

Thank God for my pops because without him I'd probably be a simp too

 

[YaBoy]

My mom used to do that sometimes. Talking about "You should always pay for her when you go out together" and "You should never hit a female even if she hits you"
My dad would always be on the side shaking his head like
" Son, don't listen to that bullshyt"

 

[MBwithadream]

This is why kids are supposed to be raised by both parents.
You have to experience both sides of masculinity and femininity .

My mom,aunts and grandmother used to tell me that I'm supposed to buy a girl flowers all of the time and treat them like a princess. Once i heard my grandmother talk about cheating on my grandfather with her friends in the living room i never listened to her again.

Her and her friends were laughing about it too.
Females are so demonic.

 

[hood b. goode]

I don't think my mom and dad gave me more than 25 secs of girl advice in my life

I learned it all from the internet because simping didnt get the job done in HS / freshman year of college

Basically, be an a$$hole