Did you get p*ssy on prom nite?

[Tenchi Ryu]

Nope



American Pie told me I was supposed to

 

[ben anderson]

I woulda ran the fade with that cock blocking ass nikka.

Man I regret not teeing off on dude. You know how hard it is to find a Dominican with a fat ass that's a virgin smh?

 

[FoolinLikeABitvh]

Went to alternative school

 

[Booker T Garvey]

Yeah she was on her period too.

 

[Sauce Dab]

My prom was on 4/20. I barely remember those 2 days but it was tho

I went so hard that I was legit still tired the next week of school. Only reason I showed up was because I had baseball games that week

 

[1986]

I fukked my favorite substitute teacher...horrible experience...

Tell us what happened

 

[Brock Landers]

I fukked my favorite substitute teacher...horrible experience...

Can't just drop that piece of information and skedaddle out the thread whoadie

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

No cause I was a square. Had one of the baddest chicks but we shared a limo and my dumbass didn’t even think about getting a hotel or drinking or doing drugs at the time.

 

[boriquaking]

Nah but i took a friend.

 

[1986]

No cause I was a square. Had one of the baddest chicks but we shared a limo and my dumbass didn’t even think about getting a hotel or drinking or doing drugs at the time.

How did a square get the baddest chick?
U never hit that later on?

 

[Whogivesafuck]

No but i got head in the limo

 

[acri1]

Didn't go to prom

 

[L&HH]

I legit wish I didn't go to prom and had used that money for beach week instead. I heard that's where it was all going down at

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

How did a square get the baddest chick?
U never hit that later on?

She was a square broad too I knew her thru a friend. Didn’t know she had a fat bubble ass till she put that dress on then I was . I was square meaning a good looking respectful law abiding young man. I didnt go off the deep end till freshman yr of college.