Bruh, I was running a table in artist alley in KamiCon.
I went into the event with the mentality...
"It's birmingham...I can expect about 30% of the crowd to be black...I should do just fine with my woke ass content and only expect 5% of my customers to be Cacs like it always is."
Then this country ass dude comes to my table like
"This is like that Static Shock."
I'm like
no it ain't but i let it ride.
He keeps going on about the imagery. Then he is like, how much is a comic?
I'm like --time to hit em with the bundle lines.--
"Each book is 10 dollars but if you get two, you get a free set of bookmarks. Get all three and you get a free poster of your choice as well. Any one you want, we got 10 different designs."
I was like, this Cac bout to walk away in a hurry.
He looking at me like
I'm like
knew his ass wasn't gonna by this. Not even one book...
He was like
I guess i'll get the whole set.
I started signing everything like
Then he said "how do I get the next issue?"
I'm like
please don't facebook me. My content so militant.
I'm like "Well, you can follow us on facebook but I'm just giving you a heads up that my following is pretty militant. Just letting you know."
He was like
"I'm a libtertarian so if you got a quality product, I fukks with ya. I don't care about your race."
The trump effect is real.
The whole weekend was like that. Like 50% of my customers were cacs. My wife was straight clowning me about it too.
"See there, not all cacs are bad in Bama. Just the non-geek ones."
I was like
I went into the event with the mentality...
"It's birmingham...I can expect about 30% of the crowd to be black...I should do just fine with my woke ass content and only expect 5% of my customers to be Cacs like it always is."
Then this country ass dude comes to my table like
"This is like that Static Shock."
I'm like
no it ain't but i let it ride.He keeps going on about the imagery. Then he is like, how much is a comic?
I'm like --time to hit em with the bundle lines.--
"Each book is 10 dollars but if you get two, you get a free set of bookmarks. Get all three and you get a free poster of your choice as well. Any one you want, we got 10 different designs."
I was like, this Cac bout to walk away in a hurry.
He looking at me like
I'm like
knew his ass wasn't gonna by this. Not even one book...He was like
I guess i'll get the whole set.I started signing everything like
Then he said "how do I get the next issue?"
I'm like
please don't facebook me. My content so militant.I'm like "Well, you can follow us on facebook but I'm just giving you a heads up that my following is pretty militant. Just letting you know."
He was like
"I'm a libtertarian so if you got a quality product, I fukks with ya. I don't care about your race."The trump effect is real.
The whole weekend was like that. Like 50% of my customers were cacs. My wife was straight clowning me about it too.
"See there, not all cacs are bad in Bama. Just the non-geek ones."I was like
folks in Alabama
