Dirtsheets: Derrick Rosev wondering if Adidas makes boots

[DaylitoJames]

Big Cass: "You're breaking your mother's heart, she raised a good boy. Go wear some shoes...."

 

[Art Barr]

Make it happen.....

So, he can be Derrick rusev,.....

Nah breh.


Art Barr

 

[NoMorePie]

Just wear the same shyt Batista did

 

[DaylitoJames]

I read on Reddit he doesn't wanna sit at home 'cause he knows what happens when you leave your girl around wrestlers

Rusev saw how that Matt Hardy/Lita situation played out.... he don't want a "The L's of Rusev" thread created on here

 

[Vinny Lupton]

Rusev saw how that Matt Hardy/Lita situation played out.... he don't want a "The L's of Rusev" thread created on here

They should do an angle where someone shoots Cena and they have to revisit all the careers he's ruined to rule out suspects

 

[DaylitoJames]

They should do an angle where someone shoots Cena and they have to revisit all the careers he's ruined to rule out suspects

Cena would just say "He did it for the cancer patients"... camera pans to some kids in the crowd... and the people would be like so that wouldn't work.

 

[Norrin Radd]

They should do an angle where someone shoots Cena and they have to revisit all the careers he's ruined to rule out suspects

Cena would still somehow manage to kick out at two

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

They should do an angle where someone shoots Cena and they have to revisit all the careers he's ruined to rule out suspects

That's pretty good. Who Shot Mr. Burns? was 20 years ago and Who Shot JR? was 35 years ago, so there's a chance Vince might just be finding out about either/both of them and eager to parody these fresh whodunnit tales.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

They should do an angle where someone shoots Cena and they have to revisit all the careers he's ruined to rule out suspects

And then it'd be revealed it was Hornswoggle.