Disco Inferno: Strip Club Confessions

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

Let me start... I once went to a strip club and stuck my fingers in a stripper's a$$hole... Your turn!!

 

[Marzupial]

I went there and stole some money off the floor

Easiest 100 bucks I made in my life,thank god the security guard believed in me when I told him I was with an hard on and was going to my car to get some mo money

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

YOU KNOW WHAT STRIPPERS ACTUALLY APPROACH ME! I DO NOT KNOW IF THAT COUNTS.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

This girl I talked to invited me to her job at the strip club. I politely decline