SeveroDrgnfli
Ain't nobody tryin to get indicted.
Hello internet, it's your boy Still Ill FC. It's 213am in Oakland California, all the bars are closed, and I want to know what the kinkiest sexual act you've thought about or have participated in is. This is the internet and we should take advantage of anonymity.
In my younger days I worked at an adult store that was open 24 hours a day. We had an arcade. I worked there over night so I got all the weirdos nobody wanted to deal with. I'm a loner so I didn't mind the weirdos. Sometimes I'd show up to work at 8AM and there would be a line outside the door of 7 to 8 people. It was wild. I'd talk to everyone, and they wanted to talk about sex. So I learned a lot from them. I also ordered the toys and videos so I learned about fetish and kink which opened many doors for me sexually that have resulted in some funny and some kinky stories.
So I'm at my straight job house sitting and I just put the kids to bed. Working at an adult store I got numbers for days that I never used. I decided to give my number to a chick because I fell in love with her as soon as I saw her. She hits me up and wants to come over. I'm working so I say no. She starts sending me pictures of what she's using the products I sold her earlier for. I send her the address and she came through after midnight. I meet her outside and tell her to wait in my car. We hot box my car and head inside. I'm thinking to myself, the kids are asleep, I dunno when my clients will be home, and the walls are thin.
We're on my clients new couch making out. I should have stopped but I couldn't. Next thing I know we're naked and fukking on the couch. Something came over me and I wanted to fukk her until the world split in half. She's screaming. I'm choking her and smacking her. She's smacking me. We're both asking to be hit by one another. The smacking noise is at level ten. I hear foot steps on the stairs. I figure I'm going to jail and I'm definitely fired. one of the kids I was watching didn't come all the way downstairs. He asked me to turn down the movie I'm watching because it sounds scary. I told him I was and to go back to bed.
Meanwhile I'm balls deep in home girl with my hand around her neck sweating like a run away slave. She left a stain on the new couch. Lol I flipped the cushions over. She told me I act like a gentleman and fukk like a gangster.
That's light
